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gadis gemuk vs lelaki gemuk

2011-10-27T06:47:00.000-07:00

bahasa kebangsaan

2011-10-22T22:15:00.000-07:00

Sempena bulan bahasa ini.

saya ingin menyarankan kepada semua pembaca blog saya:

Gunakanlah bahasa kebangsaan kita.

dos años :)

2011-08-20T07:16:00.000-07:00

i hate it when you act like you are not listening

and that empty-looking face you make.

i hate it when you put on your favorite song for hours

more than my ears could take.

i hate it when you make those annoying sounds

but i hate it even more when you have nothing to say.

i hate it when you go out without telling

and the way your hair looks everyday.

i hate it when you are mad

but secretly i thought it is cute.

i hate it when you do things halfway done

and not like a normal person should.

i hate it when you make me look like a fool

and the way you pretend like you don't care

i hate it when you forget important dates

but i'd always end up getting a teddy bear.

i hate to think about the future

as you might not be there forever.

i hate when it when you only say i love you when i ask you to

but if you ask me, i'd say i love u now, forever and ever.

dos años :)

Hoi! Aku Dah Abis Belajar.. Boleh Berlagak Kan?

2011-06-25T08:48:00.000-07:00

hoi. dah lama tak menulis.. jari jemari pun dah makin gemuk dan lembab bertindakbalas. otak? jangan cerita lah! dah tak kreatif langsung. pernah tengok tak muka nabila huda masa lepas pantang? ha camtu lah reka bentuk otak aku sekarang. sembab dan tidak bermaya.

tapi kan. tapi kan. aku rasa aku kene start balik menulis la sebab tak lama lagi aku dah kerja. so mesti banyak benda aku nak komplen nanti. so kalau asik cerita kat budak rumah, nanti mereka jemu dan tak sayang aku lagi. kalau cerita kat facebook plak nanti orang kata aku kecoh. so better aku lepas geram kat blog. so sape yang tak nak baca jgn nak gatal-gatal bukak. kalau kau bukak pastu ko nak kompelin, aku ikat kau kat pokok banyak kerengga dan aku sapu madu buatan kat nipple kau. biar kene gigit sampai nipple ko jadi biru cam nipple avatar.

eh mcm aku cakap td, aku dah nak start kerja. so maknanya aku dah abis belajar lah~ hoi gembira sungguh! tahap gembira sama macam first time terpancut tak sengaja masa darjah 6 dulu! time tengah tgk cerita cina kat tv3 pastu kan tetiba genital ni stim.. pastu.. ok lari tajuk dah.

anyways.. i've just completed my studies. lepas 18 tahun bergelar student, akhirnya settle bai! *pundek nak guna bai pulak. sungguh tak jadi. now. aku nak berlagak. phuui gi mampos lah, ni blog aku kot. aku boleh letak gambar bogel pon ape ke hal!

Tadika John Tuck

wahh letop nama nak macam tadika omputih padahal tadika cina. masa tadika aku comel tau. gi skolah pakai seluar pendek. time nak kencing keluarkan je kote ikot celah peha seluar. masa tadika aku dah pandai dah! *wah confident. asik dapat top 5 je. masa tadika boring. xde yg best pon kecuali masa dah nak habis blaja tu aku kitorg kene perform tarian jong jong inai mak ipong rajawali. lame gile. siap ade costume bagai. masa pagi sebelum perform tu aku ingat lagi, member aku nama sanusi seluar dia koyak nampak kote. comel je tade bulu lagi. haha

oi comelnya anak ikan~

Sekolah Rendah Kebangsaan Selayang Baru

masa kat sini ok lah. aku suka sbb kantin dia best. sanggup tu lepas balik skolah kayuh basikal pergi balik kantin sbb nak beli nasi bungkus lauk ayam. mana tak gemuk macam biawak skang ni, kecik2 lagi melantak macam biba.

time ni aku pon pandai gak. aku ingat lagi nombor periksa aku. 14475321121521 haaa satu tahun dua kali periksa kan? so korg pandai2 la bahagi dua. hehe dari darjah 1-5, aku xpernah dapat no atas 10. masa darjah 6 je bengong sikit sebab tetiba cikgu masukkan subjek jawi dlm exam. aku bodoh jawi sebab tak skolah agama. tak pasal2 masa darjah 6 dapat no 15 ngan 21. hoi tapi aku nak bgtau. aku bukan kelas belakang2 tau. aku kelas no 2 ngan no 1 je. xmen la geng ngan budak2 kelas belakang. diorg hingus banyak.

aku ingat lagi masa darjah 5 seorang classmate aku period awal. tak sabar betul burit dia nak membesar, siap pancut kat kelas. aku time tu naive. aku pelik apesal minah nama azrin ni balik umah tetiba, pastu tgk kat kerusi dia ade tompok coklat. aku lapar so aku jilat kerusi tu pastu cikgu aku kata 'hey faiz cikgu punya lagi banyak, mari jilat sini' ok aku tipu je. tapi betullah ade tompok2 darah. masa tu tak tau ape benda so aku buat bodoh je. skang sejak aku dah dtg haid, aku mula paham *tetibe~

sekolah rendah bosan lah! budak2 semua buruk. aku tak taste!

Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Selayang Baru

hoi dah besar la gua. dah pandai melancap. gigih cari VCD yg ade porno2 buat modal. masa skolah menengah ni, gua pandai jugak *tetiba gua~ masa PMR aku dapat 8A. hebat betul.. yelah masa tu takde add math. boleh la nak score. lepas tu masuk form 4.. harammmmm~

masa ni tersentuh kaum hawa terus cuak

susah kot blaja add math. aku ni lembam skit. masa first test dapat 64% then second test dapat 8% hahah pundek. test2 selepas itu semua dapat markah dalam lingkungan belasan je. tapi ntah macam mana dengan kuasa tanglung hijau serta cincin azimat. masa SPM boleh lah aku dapat B+! hebat! cekgu aku miss panja punya lah happy tgk result aku. dia siap berlari-lari topless kat tapak perhimpunan pagi. nak dijadikan cerita, masa hari tu ade tournament paintball so cekgu terpaksa jadi lapang sasar and since dia gemuk, memang literally lapang la~ lol tak kelakar. eh! mesti korg bizibodi nak tau result SPM aku kan? tak gempak mana. dapat 7A1, 3B3, 1B4 ok lah tu. at least dapat masuk U.

cina gemuk tu nama tan. bff sampai mati aku

UiTM Melaka

hoih! sungguh best tempat ini. manusia nya semua rangup2. sedap la dapat merasa 7-8 orang sepanjang 3 tahun kat sana *statement berani mati. time ni baru mengenal erti keseronokkan! mcm2 benda baru aku buat semuanya aku tak boleh tulis sebab kalo aku tulis in detail, aku stim korang pun stim. tapi jahat-jahat aku pun, study aku mesti la gempak. harapan mak bapak dan keluarga kot! baru sem satu dah hebat siap dapat 3.88! paling tinggi dalam batch kot! mampu? sem dua je terus dapat 4.00! first student dapat 4flat kot! sem 3 je bodoh sikit, dapat 3.85! sem 4 dan 5 jadi bodoh banyak sebab bz ngan KOMED.. dapat 3.67 je pastu sem 6, ingatkan leh la dapat 4flat lagi skali last2 cekgu yg tempang ajar BBM tu kasi spoil! dapat 3.85 je! so bila total2.. last-last aku dapat la ANC sebab nilai gred purata terkumpul *gigih nak tulis bahasa melayu! dapat 3.83..

hoi perempuan pandai ni.. with haizan. lol

heyyy bangga nyah! masa convo pakai selendang pink. cantik aku time tu, macam hana tajima free hair! suka lah family aku sebab at least ade gak anak dia masuk U and grad ngan cemerlang.

*campak mortar board~

p/s: pakcik yang bagi ucapan masa konvo tu gigi and jaw dia macam alignment lari. aku asik pandang mulut dia je. rasa nak cium.

go adriana go!

UiTM Shah Alam

pantekkk mula-mula masuk rasa cam stress. kalah stress ibu lembu yang melahirkan anak luar tabii. duit takde, kwn2 xbest, rindu melaka, rindu badan anak-anak ikan dan sebagainya! masa tu aku dah plan, kalau tak dapat scholarship JPA aku nak cuti sem sambil memulakan kerjaya sebagai bidan kampung. tapi thank god! dapat JPA. terus feeling2 kaya. gi barra bawak duit rm1000 sebab nak buat lap mulut.

tapi kan, happy sekejap je. pundek betul exam masa sem 3 tu. aku bajet dapat la dekan lagi.. last2 masa result kuar, 3.49! 0.01 je lagi nak DL tau! pantek. paling tak tahan, subjek BEL aku leh dapat B! padahal sejak aku tingkatan 2, tak pernah dapat English B, sentiasa A! masa tu aku rasa nak nangis je kat Wak Dol Kopitiam tp takut abang cashier takde gigi berbulu dada tu ingat aku ni insan yang lemah lalu dia rogol aku, so aku kuatkan semangat and study mcm nakharam masa sem 4.. tup tup tetiba terpandai balik! dapat pulak 3.85! hoi!!! terus menari watimang watimang landok~

hai si rakan2 cacat ku

then sem 5 aku cam terbizi sebab jadi president adclub semua *alasan. last2 dapat 3.67 je. tapi masa sem 5 ni best jugak. bz nak mampos. ingat lagi hampir satu class lepak mcd sec 18 sbb nak siapkan advertising campaign. pukul 5 pagi siap, pukul 8 pagi dah present. mampos semua muka sembab mcm wan norazlin dalam pita video sex dia dulu.

then, masuklah semester 6 iaitu practical. hoi! practical ni deserves a post of its own! sbb banyak drama berlaku tau! salah satunya pasal kisah aku termengandungkaan bangla kat kedai mamak bawah opis. ok tipu. anyways.. practical went great and aku dapat 4flat lagi.

salah satu tragedy masa practical. cibai nik ngan si tua!

kesimpulannya degree cibai sikit sebab kan result sem 3! kalo lah aku dapat up kan pointer 0.01 tu.. sah sah aku dpt ANC lagi skali! ni semua salah papa yokies la ni xnak naikkan markah aku! tapi ok lah kot.. aku bangga gak la.. si gemuk biawak rambut nipis dari selayang ni dapat menamatkan pengajiannya sampai ketahap ijazah sarjana muda.

Dip + Degree = 10 exams, 9 DL, 2 4Flat, 1 ANC *CEKAK PINGGANG BUAT MUKA BERLAGAK!

minggu depan aku dah start keje. mampos. kemeja, coli, tampon, kasut boot askar, pistol buih dan petai semua tak beli lagi.

kimak kimak kimak!

kbye!

ni latest pic. dah boleh kawen belum?

Punai Anak Kau

2011-06-25T08:25:00.000-07:00

should i or should i not blog again?

that's the most important question. it is even more important than allowing your future children being circumcised.

oh well, we'll see..

Thanks Pal :)

2011-01-01T09:53:00.000-08:00

from someone:

The dude I love, for all the right reasons. You're a great guy, not my boyfriend kinda material though, I love you more or less like a brother. You are way too talented, way too smart. You're too nice at times and sometimes I feel like people are getting away with your talent without properly crediting you for it. You can be a bit bitchy at times, but often you're just dirty. If people didn't know you, they'd think you're just trying too hard to fit in. Truth is you're somewhat like me, you adapt and absorb. You never fail to make me proud. I'm so happy we're still friends despite the fact that I'm no longer around. I'm sure you'll make it big in the industry and yes, I envy your ability to engage people into whatever you've got to say. You're forever a leader material. My best pal. :)

thanks ili :)

this means alot to me :)

Tahi Reality - Pengorbanan @ Sacrifaction

2010-12-31T23:02:00.000-08:00

today is the first day of 2011.. a great day to start off something new don't u think so? so, what's new?

azam tahun baru - boooo semua pon nak cerita pasal azam!

tengok bunga api - baik tgk burit kat youjizz.com

ptptn dah kuar - ceh..kaya sekejap je bro. pastu korg miskin balik..so xpyh nak berangan sangat.

one more thing - semua org pon mengaku die hard fan bola skang ni. semuanya sbb malaysia menang piala suzuki aritu.. padahal bila tanya.. confirm taktau sapa player accept safee sali ngan si fahmi hensem tu je. haha

so there's nothing interesting to talk about pon. and since it's the firstday of 2011, it's too early to tell what's in store for the future.. so let's stop and rewind to the year of 2010 and talk bout it.

let's talk about pengorbanan.
yes. u heard me correctly.

pengorbanan. sacrifice <--aku slalu ingat wujud perkataan sacrifaction.. hahah how many of u have sacrificed something last year? please jiggle your penis (clits for the ladies) vhoot vhoot <-- bunyi penis men-jiggle scrotum tersedut2 kedalam. i have! haha for me, there are many were sacrificed. but personally, i would say, the worse is.. putting your self so low for the one u love. siapa pernah jadi sebodoh ini sila kemut otot juburan pula. asalkan jgn terkincit cam dalam vid ini sudah. haha

well, my question is. did ur pengorbanan worth it? what did u gain from it?

mine.. i would say.. it's kinda half-half.. there were times when karma does its job where i got what i wanted but of cos there were times when it didn't.

ok2.. here's a analogy lah. how is it exactly to put yourself so low for the one you love? senang je.. imagine u don't like anal sex (firstly, according so my friends, it hurts like hell) but u have to do it cos ur partner is so into that. and he humps u from above.

that's exactly what i meant by putting yourself so low for the one you love. hahaha

u being at the bottom (low) for him (the one you love) while he humps (making love) geddit? haha

ok2.. i'm sure u know what i meant. it's basically those times when u have to do those things that are degrading, humiliating etc or in simpler words, things u don't normally do on daily basis, just to satisfy your love ones..

i am not gonna talk about what i did cos it's too personal (and no ass-humping involved! mind u!) but i'd talk about the aftermath..or rather the outcomes of the act u just committed instead.

pernah tak korang sacrifice something for him/her and what u get in return adalah tahi? tahi cirit yang worthless. lalat pon tamau hinggap.

it sucks kan? especially when what u did is solely based on keikhlasan and to show how much u love that someone. but in return, he/she gave u plain shit. at least letak la riben kat tahi tu kan? ini tak. tahi kosong.

huh. been there done that. it's not like kita nak something extravagant in return kan? all we want is a bit of appreciation. a simple thank you would be enough.. a bit of the word 'love' at the end of the previous sentence would be a lot nicer kan?

bukannya kita mintak banyak pon.. tp yg slalu jadi adalah camni:

kita: u.. i terpaksa cabut bulu tetek i depan apek kat low yat sbb nak mintak dia diskaun beli iphone untuk u. amiklah.. ikhlas dr i..

bf/gf: k. tq.

*****krik krik krik*****

haaa tak ke sakit hati? is it that hard untuk express a little bit of expression? susah sgt ke nak tuturkan kata2 yang manis sikit? bukan lah kite mintak dia recite sonnet 18 by shakespear pon.. but at least.. add a little bit of sweetness in that cup of coffee wont hurt kan?

now. for girls.. it's simpler.. cos diorg ni expressive skit.. balak bagi klip rambut beli kat sinma pon dia excited lebeyh2..

bf: yang.. i belikan u klip rama2.. klip kat bulu pepet u tu.. lebat sgt dah~ jenama sinma tau! setaraf miss selfridge!

gf: wow! (mati 5 saat sambil tangan atas dahi, pepet terkemut-kemut) terima kasih sayang..sayang sayang sayang sgt2 (baca dalam intonasi saya sayang awak sgt2) sayang terharu sgt. sayang tersentuh sampai rasa nak menangis ni. kalaulah sayang leh tunjukkan bertapa berterimakasih nya sayang dpt bf cam abang.. of sayangku. (pap pap pap pap -bunyi kene suntut afterwards)

ok a bit exaggerated but i think u got the point kan?

tapi for the ladies.. i know. it's very jarang for us (wow us tu! confident!) haha let me rephrase, for u to get these kinda reactions from your bf huh? especially bf yg kayu dan tak berperasaan.. kau bagilah hadiah atas tepak sireh siap ada kain renda2 chiffon dari jakel pon.. dia wat muka kayu je.. xde perasaan. cam tgk tapak sulaiman lelaki fuck tapak sulaiman perempuan.

pity u people.

alasan diorg bg: guys don't show emotions.

whattafuck! abis tu time ko nak terpancut tu siap wat muka kerut2 cam nak terputus punai sambil sebut oh yeah oh yeah sayang abang nak kuar dah ni. yeaahhhhh..

tu apa? takde emotion? tu dah terlebih emosi.. beyonce nyanyi lagu emotions pon xde nak feeling2 sampai camtu. haha

so u get the point kan? aku dah melalut skit ni tapi back to the topic. it sucks when u put yourself soooo low for the one u love but in return u don't get the thing u deserve or expect. from what i see is, it's nothing wrong in doing so. it's not a crime to show someone how deeply u love him/her but u have to pick the right person. if the person ur with is not that kinda lovey dovey mushy2 punya orang.. that's your fault lah.

but, for the other party plak.. the guys mostly.. it is definitely NOT that hard to show how u feel. it's a pretty normal thing to have feelings u know.. so why don't u show it. or simply say it?

the word I LOVE YOU is not that hard to pronounce. and believe me, when u say it, and u mean it, if flows naturally from your mouth. take chances. express yourself.

that's all what i've to say.

quote tahi:

if gay guys were straight, they could be the sweetest boyfriend a girl could ever dream of - dickie (2010)

Inception Indo Version

2010-12-29T11:21:00.000-08:00

just for the lol

:)

p/s: chill people.. both team did well.. we should be proud of both! :)

I'm Back Bitch!

2010-12-29T10:06:00.001-08:00

good morning!

dickie's here!

and this time..
i am going to write what i want and when i want about things i like and don't like.

no more sad stories - especially after realizing that those stories are nothing but reflections on those stupid decisions i made in the past. i will appreciate myself and myself only.

and yeah.

FUCKKKKKK YEEEAAHHHHH!!!!

Enough.

2010-08-14T06:52:00.000-07:00

everyday i keep telling myself

i mean something to u

but sometimes, ur actions, what u do, what u say

make me think otherwise.

i'm done being number two.

it's either me or the other person.

pick 1.

Mengupas Epal Putih Kecil Pula

2010-07-17T10:26:00.000-07:00

kesian abang dia ni dok sorang2.. so aku belikan dia adik baru..nama dia Popon

popon baru lahir.. disaluti uri. haha

dah nampak kepala.. hehe

dah bernyawa..

dah pandai berjalan

dah ternoda. haha

alhamdulillah.. xsia2 penat berlajar.. dapat gak hasilnya.. ni dari titik peluh sndiri ni.. xde nak harap mak bapak.. bangga aku dpt beli guna duit sendiri! haha

lepas ni leh la cubit2 hp..

hehe

p/s: rindu handphone lama.. :'(

In The State Of Depression

2010-07-09T04:24:00.000-07:00

this is sooo true.

i'm in the state of deppression.

Cure

2010-07-06T20:38:00.000-07:00

i just wish that the ash of these cigarettes i'm smoking

could mend my broken heart.

smoking excessively.

Do

2010-07-06T11:20:00.000-07:00

u don't have to do anything.

i'll do it

I WILL GO

hope u are happy with the one u chose.
i am happy for u.

ILU

2010-07-06T10:38:00.000-07:00

cinta dalam hati

mungkin ini memang jalan takdirku
mengagumi tanpa di cintai
tak mengapa bagiku asal kau pun bahagia
dengan hidupmu, dengan hidupmu

telah lama kupendam perasaan itu
menunggu hatimu menyambut diriku
tak mengapa bagiku cintaimu pun adalah
bahagia untukku, bahagia untukku

reff:
ku ingin kau tahu diriku di sini menanti dirimu
meski ku tunggu hingga ujung waktuku
dan berharap rasa ini kan abadi untuk selamanya
dan ijinkan aku memeluk dirimu kali ini saja
tuk ucapkan selamat tinggal untuk selamanya
dan biarkan rasa ini bahagia untuk sekejab saja

this is one of my favorite song. it's by ungu. it's obvious why i love this song so much.. it literally tells the story of my life..

yeah.. it hurts when this happens to u. and if it keeps on happening again and again.. fed up wei..

tgk first verse..

ouch.. i've been in that situation too many times. kite suka and syg kat org tu.. tapi u get nothing in return..tp what to do, mungkin kite dah ditakdirkan untuk tidak bersama..

hurmm.. when we really love someone, of cos kite nak dia jd milik kite kan? tp sometimes.. xpun.. especially if dia IN RELATIONSHIP ngn org lain. u'd be the second choice.. and sape nak second choice kan?

gosh. this entry kene dihentikan sbb aku dah x thn nak nangis.

go listen to this song.. hayati the lyric and put urself in my shoes.

:'(

if u really love somebody.. u have to let them free..

praying for ur happiness..

ILU

The Reason Why I Don't Play Football

2010-07-03T09:31:00.000-07:00

hello. i just got back from watching germany's victory over argentina. mmg agak best match itu. aku tgk dr mula sampai habis kot.

yes. i do watch football. but if u ask me whe the hell wears jersi nombor 13 argentina or siapa coach german, i do not know.

that's just the way i take football. i love the game but i don't study everything bout it.

so, it kinda annoying when someone buat2 terkejut or denying the fact that i watch football matches. they always think that i do not have any interest in football other than seeing the footballers. hey. i watch ok. in fact i was.. yes, WAS a hardcore fan of football. local football to be exact.

i still remember when i was in primary and early secondary school, back then, local football scene was not as rubbish as it is nowadays. they were kinda good. and living in selangor makes it an easier choice for me to root on the Red Giants. they were great. they had azman adnan and few great players who i already forgot their names.. owh yeah, the imported ones were great too.. mehmet durokovic (dunno how to spell his name) and tony cottee (we call him tony kote) were fantastic.

at that time, i would stayed up late just to watch the matches and everytime selangor scored, the house shook. haha and in the morning, i would wake up and head straight to kedai mamak and tgk paper.. they use to have this column kecik kat front page that shows the results of yesterday's matches.. and everytime selangor won, i felt great.

enough about watching, how about playing? well, i do play football but i would rather not. there are few reasons why.

first, when i was in secondary school. we had PJK. and all these boys would play football every week. where i was? on the bence gossiping with my bff. haha

see, i have a bestie who was in the next class, so since we were not in the same class, PJK was the only time for us to catch up and gosip gile2 punya (PJK gabung 2 classes). therefore, when the other boys are running here and there sepak2 bola, me and danial (bff of mine) would sit on the sideline and chat. haha

and the only time we would join them is when there was not enough players and they would force us to join. the position, as usual.. the position which requires the least amount of skills, the BET (betul ke eja ni) haha so there were we.. bola datang, kitorg kejar and sepak ntah kemana ntah.. as long as bola goes away from the goal, it was good enough.

*tibe2 teringat, bile abis PJK semua boys tukar baju blakang bangunan.. azmi grrrr

ok sambung. not that i suck in football but that time, i was more interested with last nite's charmed and melodi instead of football. haha

then when i was in form 2 or 3, i got close with the guy guys in my class and guess what? every evening we would go and play football. yeahh! i took the time to brush up my skill and suprisingly, i was good. haha i had this thing where i can predict the opponent's movement and being a bet guy, this is a plus cos i got to hold his attack before he got the chance to do it. haha
hebat kot.

sadly, these group of friends i have went to boarding schools and left me alone. sigh..

owh.. i forgot. there is a peristiwa that makes me hate football when i was younger. well, this is kinda pathetic but hey.. lantak lah.. dah lepas kan?

when i was 10 or so.. i was a baby hippo. gemok badak betul. but, regardless, i enjoy playing football. so i had this group of friends who played regularly.

one day, they decided to take part in this one tournament. it was just a small one. budak2 kampung punya event. so we took part. that morning, we were the first to come to the venue so we got the name 'group a'.. then bila tournament tu dah start, people found it hard to remember our group's name cos group lain semua nama nak gempak2 seperti Bebola Api Neraka, Tendangan Patukan Tedung dan Harimau Siberia.. so the organizer decided to change our group's name into something more commercial. and it was APAM. haha A for APAM. mmg cam haram.

so we were so pumped up to win regardless the name apam. aku pun excited la since this is the first time aku join. so there i was, an overly excited fat kid. the first match, APAM kalah. haha and i wasn't in the field pon sbb the group decided untuk menurunkan keseblasan utama. haha so i got bored and went to the kedai mamak to buy food. haha so masa kat kedai tu, i was like.. ermm better belikan diorg makanan sbb maybe diorg lapar. being a good friend, i bought them coke botol besar and roti sweetie.. gigih kayuh basikat bwk plastik besar and ditakdirkan, plastik koyak and the food jatuh terburai.. so kejadian tu wat aku lewat few minutes.. but yg sedihnya.. smapi je kat padang.. i found out that the group had played the second game and lost and got disqualified. haha babih je. i didn't get the chance to play pon.

so masa kitorg nak chow, other players jerit2.. yeyeh apam balik.. apam balik..bodoh sgt.

haha funny kan?

ok sambung the story about that overly excited fat footballplayer-wannabee kid. but this next story is kinda sad. at least for me. ok few years later.. when i was in form 1 kot.. i was still fat. my friends and i decided to masuk tournament lagi. but this time, it was a proper tournament. so we had to buy matching jersey and all. so, member2 aku ajak la aku join.. aku ngan excitednya pun setuju. haah but the problem is, i don't have everything..i mean football gears.. boots, knee pads and all..

so i went home with mounting expectations and hopes that my family would sponsor aku beli those stuff.. and suprisingly, it was a full support from them. my arwah mak gave me money to buy the jersey which we bought at this one hari2-like kedai.. the name was 'khalifah airways' ntah negeri arab mane punya jersey ntah.. then my sisters bought me knee pads and socks, then i borrowed my fried's boot.

so there i was. i looked like a professional player from khalifah airways. haha

the day of the tournament came. it was on saturday so there were quite a people around the field. but i did not get nervous at all in fact i was so ready to score 20 goals. haha few minutes later game pun start and my team was called to the field. first game aku tak main sbb according to them, they ned to win the first match in order to stay in the tournament. so xperlah. aku main second game..

so the first game, we lost. haha

here comes the second game and it's the time for me to play! yeay!! aku pun gigih panaskan badan! masa tgh dok kat tepi padang tu.. i got to reallized that my whole family came to see me play! haha they were so excited for me, they came to the tournament. lagilah aku bersemangat nak main. so the second game was about to start. but somehow, the team said, they need to win this time cos they lost the first match so i was put on the bench again. a bit dissapointed but aku tak kisah! this is for the sake of the team! so i sat on the sideline and rooted for the team.

lepas second half, diorg played for a few minutes then tetiba they ask me to play! wow! this is my time to shine! me and my family got excited! so i put on the game face and stepped into the field.

from a far i saw this opponent bwk bola towards me. i was ready..i predicted his moves and i tried to steal the ball from the left. but he actually turned right. haha my prediction was wrong. haha nasib baek tak goal. xpe.. i said to myself,

lepas ni jaga betul2 faiz! family tgh tgk tu!!

and sadly, seminit lepas tu, ref tiup wisel.. rupenya game td tgl x smpai 2 minit. and the saddest part was, i did not get to touch the ball at all. imagine the feeling.

pakai full attire ni, ngn matching socks, jersey, boots, with the family rooting on the sideline.

and i played for 1 and a half minute je. didn't get to touch the ball pun.

pathetic huh?
and of cos the team lost and we went home right after that.

haha story of my life. sedih kan?

so, that was why aku tak berapa into football ni. apart from the physical yg gemok, i didn't really have friends who would really main bola ngn aku. i was always the guy who got in because there was nobody around.

so since then, aku dah malas nak main bola. mainly because people underestimate me.

benda ni bersambung sampai la aku masuk uni. back in melaka masa aku diploma, the boys slalu gi main futsal. but no matter how aku wat2 muka excited nak ikot, they never ajak aku.

:(

sebabnya? they underestimated me. they dont see me as a person who plays football. and i couldnt careless to show them that i play. i would rather pretend that i am clueless about football.

then one day. the same thing happened, kekurangan player. so diorg terpaksa ajak aku untuk mencukupkan org supaya xbyr mahal masa sewa court nanti. i was reluctant. sbb dah lama x main.. but, aku pergi gak.

and, through out the whole trip to tampin, i was being sooo la pretend tak tau main.. but when the first game started, i scored 5 goals. haha

in ur face straight guys!

well, it was easy actually. i pretended like i kick like paris hilton so they didnt jaga me at all. so diorg biar je aku without any jagaan. and diorg xtau aku ni laju. i could be everywhere anytime so masa tu, aku just duduk atas and tgu bola. thank god lah xde offside dlm futsal kan?

call me curi ayam but who cares. sape suruh underestimate aku. hahaha the next game i scored 4 goals. even the boys admitted that i was fast. haha tau pun. i practice pakai heels kot. hahaha

so from that time onwards, i was a regular player kalo main futsal..

but that is like 1 year ago. nowadays. bile dah kat s.alam ni.. i don't play anymore because nobody ask me to join them. :( sedih la bile kene left out camni.

now, bila tgk world cup.. and tambah plak dah lama tak main.. kaki aku ni cam ringan je nak gi rembat2 bola. but i am still waiting for the guys to ajak me join them. but until then.. berangan je lah..

ok that's it. penat cite pasal football!
daa!

gambar sewaktu part 6 diploma... miss this moment

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2010-07-03T01:51:00.000-07:00

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Try Tengok

2010-07-01T05:07:00.000-07:00

omg.

i dunno why..

i don't like to be compared..
especially when the one who's comparing me has not experienced things that i've gone through..

ahh u did ok lah~

gosh. before u utter these words, make sure u, urself have been in that situation before.. i wish u were in my shoes man.

yes.. u might not say it but the way u'r comparing others and saying how good they were, in a way tells people that i did bad.

did i?

ok now. i'm talking about event management.

yes. events.

i hate it when people condemn my events. especially when they are my friends.

ok now. for those who have been working under my leadership.. or those juniors who participated in my events.. were they really suck?

if they suck really bad.. how come people keep giving me the trust to handle events?

these are some of the highlights of my achievements

1. the biggest majlis buka puasa in uitm melaka (1000++ attendees, 30 tents)
2. the first fashion show in uitm melaka (and u know how strict uitm melaka is)
3. bringing meet uncle hussein to lendu (juara lagu winner to lendu..yes lendu)
4. first time AGM dapat makan KFC and u only had to pay rm5
5. the first who introduced 'red carpet' for AGM
6. bringing 150++ students to an actual RESORTS (not some 2-3 stars hotels)
7. increase club fund from rm1100 to rm13,000 ++
8. being offered to work as an event planner for private companies
9. project manager for an event which secured rm37,000 worth of sponsorship
10. being the president for 3sems in a row

well, i guess for some people.. i am not good enough.

kan? aku ni bodoh.. kene blaja event management dulu.. buat event pun xbest.. makan x sedap.. hadiah xmenarik..

well people if u think u can do better.. don't just shrug down.. go up there and nominate urself to be the project manager and experience how hard it is of being a leader and producing an event.

it's not that i can't be criticized..

i just hate it when people who criticized me don't have anything under the belt to support the critics!

unless u are a big shot event planner who successfully managed the world cup, then u can make that comment towards me.

and one thing..

i don't get it when close friends don't support ur efforts either..

maybe it's just me being tooooooo nice.. but i would give my 1000000% supports to my friends' events no matter how bad it is.

call me hypocrite but hey, he/she is my friend and if i have to lie to make her feel better.. so be it.

so, i can't accept the fact when ur own friends keep condemning ur events. even not literally..

so here i am.. writing this post hoping that those people who always condemn other people, would realize that it is not easy to produce an event and when u think that ur friend did bad, at least appreciate his/her efforts.. afterall he is ur friend.

anyhow, i am not writing this post to anybody.. this is a way for me to cure a bruissed heart.

to write my feelings out. so don't take it personally.

Susah Merengek Dah Senang Cari Lain

2010-06-30T04:22:00.000-07:00

dalam seminggu..

jumpa setiap hari..

sentap sehari..

7-1=6

so, hari-hari ke?

kalau dah tak suka.. bnda buruk je yang nampak
maklumlah excited nak berjumpa

have fun
duit yg dpt nanti belilah hadiah macam2
awakkan sentiasa berduit

again
kalau dah tak suka.. bnda buruk je yang nampak

Thank You

2010-06-29T23:31:00.000-07:00

tercipta untukku

buat aku tersenyum

ha.. ni dulu aku tujukan kat ko..

tapi

of coz..

xde makne pon kan..

org lain bg gak yg special sgt..

THANK YOU

Reply

2010-06-25T05:37:00.000-07:00

understanding is the food for a relationship

over consume is dangerous

under consume is also hazardous

jealousy indicates passions

i am crapping..

well, tried to make up some beautiful words but i'm not emo enough to generate any..
mungkin ini yang patut berlaku

i will try.

now i shall disappear..

for the betterment of all~

Sedeyhnya Kalahhhhh!

2010-06-24T06:52:00.002-07:00

omaigod.. remember this entry?

finally.. after months of waiting.. the result is finally out.

sadly, i didn't win..

mula2 aku ingt, maybe aku xmng sbb aku punya artwork xbagus..
tp seeing the winners punya posters..

aku rasa nak terberak kat muka owner Dentsu ni!
diorg buta ke bodoh?

sumpah aku rasa aku punya lg better dr some of the winners'

haish.. xpelah.. maybe xde rezeki lagi kan?
cube korg jd judge.. truk sgt ke aku punya compare ngan the winners?

Nest – World Champion, Dusan Simic, The University of Arts Belgrade, Serbia

Be reconciled with the planet – 2^nd Place World, Gabriel Andres Acero Rincon, Universidad Jorge Tadeo Lozano, Colombia

People Power – 3^rd Place World, Tessa Collins, Edith Cowan University, Australia

Imaginative Creatures – Regional Winner Asia/Pacific, Tanya Thamphiruk, Assumption University, Thailand

Be the Start – Regional Winner North America, Kyle Albrecht, The George Washington University, Washington DC, USA

PACMAN – Regional Winner Europe, Weronika Luiza Kowalska, Academy of Fine Art, Poland

The Whole Picture – Regional Winner Middle East/Africa, Sally Alzaza, The American University in Dubai, United Arab Emirates

and since i'm from malaysia, i was suppose to compete in the asian level first.. and i lost..

patut ke?

mine: do not disturb

vs

the winner..from thailand

so?
sedeyh weiiiii

Aku Memang Sayang Kau.. Tapi..

2010-06-21T03:34:00.000-07:00

a friend ask me

wei.. aku syg dia sgt2 tapi aku tau..dia sayang aku sebab dia kesian sebab aku betul2 syg kat dia.. sbnarnya, dia suka and syg kat org lain..

dia bukan taste sgt kt aku, tp dia lyn sebab kesian.

patut ke aku teruskan or cut the relationship?

well my friend, for me, the answer is simple. fuck him/her.

u deserve better man..

ok bagi aku. love is a very beautiful thing. it should be given and received willingly. senang cite. if u love somebody, it's because u love him. yes, hard to find the word to describe what love is.. right? so be it.. it is very difficult to explain. but U'll KNOW IT WITHIN YOU.

as for me, when i'm in love. i love like hell. seriously. cos in the situation where im in, u don't live happily EVER AFTER. it won't happen. so why don't make this temporary thing the best and the sweetest that it can be? salahke for asking the absolute happiness which only last temporarily?

and when u give 100000% of ur heart to someone. u'd expect 10000000% in return won't u? and how on earth would u get that if the person u love i loving u out of PITY?

ouch!

there's nothing more hurtful then finding out that ur loved out of PITY.

here's an anology.. imagine u are ugly.. butthurt punya ugly.. then there's this model search thingy.. u participated.. seeing ur efforts and all.. they chose u as a winner but deep in their heart, ur a winner for kategori haiwan neraka.

yes. u still win. but not because u deserve it but because they are pity of u.
that's a really harsh reality to live with kan?

so, would u live in a harsh reality which at least tells u the truth

or

live in that little world of denial where all the endings are fairytales which u urself created in that lil mind of urs?

for me, people who love someone out of pity shall be sodomized with nenas muda. why? because they are playing with one's heart u see..

cinta boleh dipupuk.

yes. by what? money? haha

yes. u give them all u've got. and in the end.. they feel like they owe u something.. or perhaps they feel like they are returning the favor.

and in the end. loving u sebab kesian.

kesian.

pity.

really.

so my friend. u asked me whether should u leave or stay? i think u pretty much get the idea right?

yes. it will hurt u like hell.

yes. if u let this one go, will u ever find the replacement?

i know.. this will hurt u but hey.. that's the risk u have to take.

cos if u stay..

u are putting urself sooooooo fucking low..

well. do what's best for u.

anyways. some people might say.. u overthinking things.. overanalyze..

betul la i syg u.. mane ade sbab kesian..

well, we are blessed with brains that function. we think 24/7.. and yes sometimes it goes beyond where it should go..

soo

IT IS UR JOB TO KEEP IT WITHIN BOUNDARIES.

convince us that u love us sincerely.

kan?

so my friend. keep ur chin up..

i know how u feel and i'm sure.. a lot of people out there feel the same way as u do.. but they're just timid to question it.

u have the courage and u've opened ur eyes! good for you! hurrah!

:)

hope this won't happen to me.

Berbaloi Tekan F5 Sejuta Kali

2010-06-10T20:58:00.000-07:00

setelah penat menekan butang f5 sepanjang hari..

semuanya berbaloi akhirnya!

alhamdulillah

thanks kepada semua..

p/s: i am happy for u too.. just hoping u would share the joy with me.. but u didn't.. tqvm. bye.

Surroundings

2010-06-09T03:43:00.000-07:00

surroundings..

takut org nampak..
nak jaga hati org..

then? hati gua?

kate nak fair.. then act like it lah.

if gua lu kasi simpan dalam perigi, org laen lu gi announce kat billboard.
so adil lah eh?

so, gua xkisah lu nak tutup kain kat muka gua, tp kat muka org lain pun kene wat gak la kan?

laen lah.. gua mmg tak lyk nak tunjuk muka gua..

papejelah labu..

gua tau gua xkemana pun..

cam entry fairytale kat bwh ni

Transformasi Bila Busan

2010-06-04T02:40:00.000-07:00

bila aku bosan.

ini yang aku buat... haha

gambar asal..

selepas diedit dengan perasannya

ni aten kurus senior aku yang santek.. dia rindu jawline nye..so aku edit khas utk dia.. dah cam ida nerina la plak kan?

p/s: ada sape2 nak diedit gmbarnya? pompuan nak jd laki boleh..laki kurus nak jd tuff leh.. sume leh.. haha

My Dancing Partner

2010-06-03T21:01:00.000-07:00

this thing has been in my mind for too long and i can't take it anymore. it has been 22 years of living and this is the only question that i don't have any answers to.

am i that boring? as far as i'm concern, i'm open to any topics. once i start talking, it takes a full force to shut me up. i just love to talk but since conversation happens bothways, i need the other party to respond to what i am talking about. it's a basic sense isn't it? it takes two to tango.

imagine performing a world class tango without a partner? u look stupid right? obviously it makes you wonder, where did u go wrong? why there aren't any partners to dance with? and then u realize, it is you who has the problem, perhaps it is you who don't have the move. and that is why you are dancing alone and your partner is showing off with others. damn suck.

but wait, according to other people, u dance beautifully.. and if that so, why did my partner ditch me and go with someone else even if i am equally good? hey, i am a straight A student and i can't event comprehend this. am i stupid? and if u guys think i am still talking about tango, u r obviously stupid too. that makes the two of us a perfect dance partners. haha

hey back to the question. why on earth, this is happening? am i not worthy your conversation? when you are with me, the world stands still, dogs are mute, no sound of the wind, nil! as if you are mute and i am deaf. i know that it's not me, i can go for hours talking. but it's u.

yes, maybe you don't have anything to talk, then fake it. have u ever been in a situation where you are surrounded by strangers and the scene is just akward. u don't have even the slightest idea on what topic u guys should converse at. but at least u fake it rite? find something that could start the ball rolling. make it happen. rite?

unless, u don't like that person you're with and u don't have any interest to have any conversation with them AT ALL. yes. this might be the answer. u just stop trying.

or, u might have another excuse.

'it's my nature.. i just can't help it'

well, fuck it. don't u think it's just a stupid rebuttal?

here's an anology...

when u were born, u can't walk. right? that's human nature but.. u start imitating others.. and u don't stop TRYING. and in the end? u can even run ur ass off!

so, this proves that human nature can be changed UNLESS u have the intention NOT TO! damn i'm good with analogies...

so now, why is that, it is hard for u to do it?

and to make me wonder even more

why is it hard for u to do it WITH ME?

why do u have to pick your dance partners? what do they have that i don't?

well, i dunno but i have one assumption.

YOU ARE BORED.

we've been dancing partners for quite too long and perhaps you are sick of it. am i correct?
hey? if that so, it's not my fault after all. i am always be your dancing partners even when i'm pushed to the bench to make way for other dancers. why? because, u are THE ONLY dancing partners that i have. and apparently, that's not the case for you.

hell yeah i am mad. but in order to compete in upcoming competitions, i just have to live with it. don't i?

besides, everything i bring this matter to your concern, the feedback is always the same. it seems that SORRY does not seem to the hardest word for you simply because U DON'T MEAN it. u utter the word just to lighten the atmosphere. hey. i know psychology. that's called reverse psychology. and hats off to you for applying it excellently.

right now. i am stuck in this situation where, i am dissapointed that my dancing partner prefer to work the move with someone else besides me and on the other hand, i can't do anything because if i put my feelings on the table, my dancing partner can swiftly turn the table and throw all these towards me.

so now. i am writing this with disappointment.

p/s: the best thing right now is to SHUT UP.

Pukul10Production @ MAViC

2010-06-01T21:35:00.000-07:00

aritu saje2 lah usha blog KOMED uitm melaka yg tercinta tu.. tgk2 ade lak entry pasal satu pertandingan ni.. mcm menarik. so aku pun join la..

nama pertandingan tu MAViC.. stands for Merdeka Award Video Competition. so basically pertandingan vid pendek lah. since aku pun ade team sendiri which is Pukul10Production, aku pun decide nak ajak abang long@shury@classmate@co-founder Pukul10Production untuk join.

so, terkumpullah 6 orang ahli Pukul10Production, dickie, shuk, aidil, haziq, hajar dan izzul. dan kali ni.. ada dua orang member baru kepingin nak join group kami.. ejat dan kama. dari 6 jadi 8 org dah kumpulan kami..

this time around, pertandingan ni is different from FFVPM yg kami masuk kat perlis aritu.. masa kt perlis..kami just hantar the finished product (BAU-naib johan kategori dokumentari).. tp kali ni, kali kene hantar proposal karya yg nak dihasilkan.. then from that..diorg akan shortlist kan.. then if terpilih.. we have to pitch idea tu dpan judges..

pitching was great.. kami dipuji kerana presentation kami sgt gmpak. haha naik nama masscomm uitm.. 5 proposal kami terpilih untuk dipitch..

2 PSA - Tanpa Skrip & Satu Tujuan Berbeza Cara
2 doku - Dipenjara Merdeka & Merdeka di Belantara
1 Drama - Aku Benci Merdeka

alhamdulillah.. satu sangkut.. drama Aku Benci Merdeka dpt terpilih.. cume kami x puas hati dengan rule 'satu Uni satu Kategori' sbb diorg kasi satu u menang satu je.. padahal mengikut kata judges..PSA kami layak masuk..tp terpaksa digugurkan sbb dah dapat satu (drama)

anyways.. disebabkan terpilih... kami telah menerima rm5000 untuk produce drama ni.. and if menang.. kami akan dapat lagi rm5000.. huhu paling best.. drama ni akan ditayangkan kat astro.. :)

papepun.. dah dpt terpilih masuk final ni pun dah ok.. menang tu bonus.. atleast aku personally dah buktikan kat sebahagian manusia2 masscomm uitm melaka yg aku pun LAYAK masuk pertandingan ni.

gossip skit: masa pertandigan sblum ni.. ade group2 tertentu je yg di inform psl prtandigan ni..dengan alasan diorg punya esaimen audio video bagus dan LAYAK untuk wakil fac untuk masuk pertandign ni.. dak2 laen cam aku.. xdpt info lgsung.. so kepada ENCIK X.. see? ffvpm saya menang...MAViC ini pun dah dpt rm5000..

so layak ke tak?

haha

neway.. here are some of the pics..and a vid captured during my presentation..

Pukul10Production with RM5000 cheque

geng uitm..

congrats

Pukul10Production!!!

Bila Diri Disingkirkan

2010-05-30T10:55:00.000-07:00

Apapun yang terjadi
Berjalanlah tanpa henti
Air mata tertahan
Waktu untuk dijatuhkan

Nanti kita kan tahu
Betapa bijaknya hidup
Sepahit apapun ini
Pelajaran yang berarti

Semoga kepergianmu
Tak akan merubah apapun
Semoga mampu kulawan
Kesepianku

Nanti kita kan tahu
Betapa bijaknya hidup
Sepahit apapun ini
Pelajaran yang berarti

Semoga kepergianmu
Tak akan merubah apapun
Semoga mampu kulawan
Kesepianku

Semoga kepergianmu
Tak akan merubah apapun
Semoga mampu kulawan
Kesepianku

Semoga kepergianmu
Tak akan
Semoga mampu kulawan
Kesepianku

Apapun yang terjadi
Berjalanlah tanpa henti

Diari Pengurangan Lemak Dickie 2010 #3

2010-05-30T07:07:00.000-07:00

far left: starting point, middle: first week, right: second week

verdict?

it has been two weeks.. do i see any difference?

hair is getting taller.. the scruff is getting messier..

nothing else?

haha

fuck!

don't give up dickie!

u've got another month to go!

Final

2010-05-28T06:01:00.000-07:00

Diari Pengurangan Lemak Dickie 2010 #2

2010-05-24T10:49:00.001-07:00

after a week of dieting (as if!) here's the latest comparison.

week 1, week 2

SAMA JE!

hahaha memang babis! alahh first week kot.. masih cube untuk meng-adapt-kan diri.. tapi agak tak puas ati la cos aku x bersenam lgsung.. kurang mkn 1 day.. then makan cam babi the next day.. mane nak ade perubahan!

anyhow.. hari ni dah start jog.. miss the sweat! so pasni aku akan determine untuk gi jog ari2.. let see what will happen next..

insyaallah..

p/s: benci betul bile baju n suar x muat.. terpaksa kembali mencari baju2 yang besar.. nak gi jejalan pun xde mood..

Ahmad Benjamin Bin Brat

2010-05-20T02:49:00.000-07:00

i went to mid valley this afternoon. masa kat maybank.. ternampak pekerja bank sorg ni.. macam familiar.. so i took his pic.. bile tgk balik baru perasan.. muka dia macam benjamin brat.. mamat yg berlakon dlm cite 'miss congeniality' tu.. hahha

tapi yang mamat ni (mr azri namanya) versi melayu yg kurang kekar badannya lah! haha

see? ada iras2 kan?

p/s: aku kenal org yang muka cam anuar zain, farid kamil dan fizo omar. yang fizo tu.. baca entry2 sbelum ni.

Video Bogel Di Tempat Kerja

2010-05-18T21:33:00.000-07:00

video bogel

penipu kan?

dan video ini annoying sgt khan?

lalala~

p/s: dibuat di office semasa waktu kerja.. perkerja terbaik kan? nice!

Cinta Baling Tahi

2010-05-17T06:03:00.000-07:00

Love someone not because they deserve it, not because how they make you feel or what they do for you. Love them because deep in your heart, you care for them, you love them unconditionally good or bad, and you don't want to spend the rest of your life without them.

nak cium aku? nah aku baling tahi kat muka kau!!!!

took this from tuan ejat's fb status. kudos to him for this wonderful quote. now real question, how many of u can relate to this quote? raise ur left nipple and jiggle it a bit.

i'm jiggling my left nipple. yes.

camni lah. pernah tak korg terfikir.. bertapa sygnya bf/gf korg kat korg sendiri.. and whether the love he/she gives is actually sincere?

there are few categories of love that sucks. it might seems like true love at first but once u realize that it is not.. it blows..malu gile..

1. syg sebab terpaksa
biasenya berlaku bila kita dipaksa untuk mencintai org lain. mungkin sbb desakan pengaruh luar seperti famili or kwn2.. contohnya cm kawin paksa..

senario antara siferasan dan boifrennya..

siferasan: syg... i love you sgt.

boifren: erk.. i love u gak... aduhhh aduh sakit makcik..jgn la jentik kote sy lagi (merayu agar ikatan dilepaskan oleh bakal mak mertua sambil diperhatikan oleh paklong, mak usu, opah, nenek angkat girlfrennya)

2. syg sebab kesian
bila kite suka sgt kt sorg tu..kite sanggup wat ape je..and at one point, org yg kite suka tu TERPAKSA suka kita sebab dia KESIAN tgk kite terhegeh-hegeh kat dia..

siferasan: syg... i love you sgt.

boifren: i pun syg u gak.. tp now pergi lah blik mandi.. dr malam td u dok depan pintu umah i (sambil lap hingus awek dia yg dah berkuping ngan tudung yg dah hapak)

3. syg sebab serba salah
serba salah pun boleh menyebabkan sesorg tu tunjuk kan rase syg, especially bile kite dok kehulu hilir tunjuk kasih syg kt dia.. takkan dia nak wat bdoh lah kan? akibat rase serba salah.. maka wujud la teori ni..

siferasan: syg... i love you sgt (sms)
boifren: i syg u gak (nak send ke tak.. xsend merajuk..send kang tak ikhlas lak)

4. syg sebab udang
maknanya ada udang disebalik batu la.. mgkin dia ada agenda tersendiri yang ingin dicapai dan agenda ini hanya akan tercapai kalo dia mengaburi fikiran korg dengan cinta.

siferasan: syg... i love you sgt.

boifren: hehe syg u gak (sambil tgn kanan tgh finger fuck adik perempuan siferasan yg dok teman siferasan sambil mulut wat gerakan muncung 'i looovvvee uuuu' kat adik nya itu)

5. syg sebab dispedo
sering berlaku kepada hakak2 yang menghulurkan harta dan kewangan bagi mendapat cinta sejati in return. padahal mereka hanya mahukan benda2 materialistik itu.

siferasan: syg... i love you sgt.

boifren: i syg u gak.. tp i syg bmw yg u bagi ni lebeh skit.. pastu kalo u nak i syg u lebih dr i syg bmw ni, u kene belikan i rumah banglo dulu..

so, pernah ke korg berada dibawah kategori2 ini?

but ingt!
sume benda ini kdg2 berada didalam otak korg je. byk sgt pikir sampai pikir yg bukan2..

walaupun susah nak dapat sekarang ini...

tapi there are guys/girls who loves u unconditionally..
loves u with all their heart.

all we need is to know and to be reassured.

susah sgt ke?

Juniors #1 Meam Tuan Hassan

2010-05-16T20:02:00.000-07:00

this is meam tuan hassan..

one of my beloved junior back in uitm malacca.

he's a great singer. he's good looking. he's funny.

most importantly

he's not judgmental.

love him.

miss u bro.
owh btway..

he's straight
any girls interested?

Diari Pengurangan Lemak Dickie 2010 #1

2010-05-16T08:12:00.000-07:00

pernah tgk badak?
tgk je gambar kat bawah ni..

well, aku dah gemuk balik cm badak.. so skg aku nak revitalized kan balik diari aku

Diari Pengurangan Lemak Dickie 2010

16.5.2010
berat: 78kg
tinggi: 168 cm
pinggang: 34

TARGET
by bulan 7
berat: 66kg
tinggi: 169cm
pinggang: 32-31

mampukah aku melakukannya? mari kite nantikan..
haha

ini hasil diari semasa thun 2009.. perubahan selama sebulan.. thun ni? wish me luck ok?

oh ya.. Goateeitujanggut akan diaktifkan semula.. haha

I Will Go

2010-05-09T00:16:00.000-07:00

org kata;

kalau semua benda kita buat org dah x suka..

maknanya dia dah xsuka kita lagi.

if org dah tak suka kita lagi..

baik kite pergi je.

i will go.

p/s: love u always even if u don't

Wish List

2010-05-05T10:14:00.000-07:00

next sem's wish list

1. iphone 3gs
2. nintendo wii
3. perodua viva

haha

insyaallah dpat lah..

p/s: semua ni akan aku dapatkan dgn hasil titik peluh sendiri..

untuk kau

2010-04-30T11:40:00.000-07:00

'aku rindu kat _____'

'lama x jumpa'

so sweet

ok fine. lepas ni that's it.

anggap je aku dah tak wujud.

semoga ko kawin ngn dia.

bye.

yes. i'm jealous and it hurts.

cuti sem i'll dissapear.

2 Minggu Sahaja

2010-03-26T10:54:00.000-07:00

apakah ini?

kiri: 7 march.. kanan: 21 march

bila aku diet+excercise..

ada perubahan kan?

haish ape lah bdn ni.. naek cpt trun cpt! xphm...

Do Not Disturb

2010-03-16T02:07:00.000-07:00

there was this print advertisement comp held by Dentsu. aku masuk lah since dah xde keje kan. the theme was biodiversity. lebih kurang cam kepelbagaian hidupan la.. so my poster@ print ad ni memfokuskan tentang how we manusia always invade haiwan nye habitats and it is the time the animals bersuara lah.. so ni lah hasilnya.. i call it

Do Not Disturb

‘DO NOT DISTURB’

Based on studies, the loss of habitat is one of the main threats to biodiversity. These habitats, where animals call their home, are being constantly invaded by humans. Imagine if we were in their shoes. What if our space is being intruded in a forceful way? Imagine…

Do not disturb – a simple command. Universally understood and commonly used by us to remind other people about our rights to privacy. We, as humans, preach about how important it is not to invade someone else’s space and privacy. Yet, we fail to remember, how we constantly intrude the privacy of other creatures – animals and their habitat that is.

The portrayal of an owl symbolizes the helplessness these animals feel as they can only sit by and do nothing as humans are invading their habitats, but, alas, they do not posses the power to voice out their opinions.

A hole in the tree reminds us the fact that no matter how insignificant certain trees are, they still housed a number of creatures; signifying biodiversity at its peak.

A simple ‘ Do Not Disturb’ sign is to portray a form of subtle mockery towards humans. This is the time these animals take something we human always preach about and turn it against us. It is a simple reminder on what would happen if the table is turned.

In a nutshell, this poster conveys a cynical message on how animals shall be given a voice to express their feelings and preach back everything about privacy to the humans, forcing them to have a taste of their own medicine

amacam smart tak?

BOD Yang Peningkan Kepala

2010-03-14T06:46:00.000-07:00

current president of Advertising Club Uitm Shah Alam

tidaklah seindah nama

macam nak mati buat kerja

tapi takde org appreciate

students ckp lebih tolong takmau

lecturer politik mengalahkan negara timur tgh

KP mood swing cam perempuan period

oh god

hanya beberapa minggu je lagi

tolonglah kuatkan semangat aku

i need supports

insyaallah.

Karam Dickie Walia

2010-03-13T23:27:00.000-08:00

sesaja nak feeling2 jadi pengacara.

haha

cam hampeh je kan?

Hairy Pussy

2010-03-13T03:10:00.000-08:00

tanpa kekasih, kami serumah sgt sunyi.. jadi kami amik pet untuk penghilang bosan.

meet Aurilla Kirana Murtiahtun Wasilah.

kitorg taktau asal usul kucing ni. tetibe dia masuk dlm umah then wat mcm umah sendiri. kitorng amek lah. mandikan, blow dry kan, bagi makan. then 6 jam lepas tu. dia lari rumah dan x balik2 lg. dasar kucing bohsia. :'(

kami sunyi kembali.

sehinggalah..

meet marbawi hussin. tapi since kucing ni betina, kami drag kan nama dia, panggil dia madonna. dia dtg secara tiba2 gak. this time dia overnite kat rumah kami.. yeay!!

tp, baru nak happy2.. rupenya dia kucing jiran kami ditingkat atas.. terpaksa lah pulang kan dia ke pangkuan family dia.

now kami sunyi kembali.

need some hairy pussies.

Menang Kot

2010-03-13T02:57:00.000-08:00

Just got back from APB (akademi pengajian bahasa) for english carnival punyer closing ceremony. well, aku menang 2nd place scrabble. haha bru blajar main dah terer! gempak ah! hahaha riak!

3rd place K-O (my cekgu), winner (kak shila@K-O's awek) and mua!

okey lah dapat jajan byk.. hadiah untuk si sepet.

scrabble is fun. sapa nak blaja main leh contact2 aku.

p/s: bangga kot sebab top 3 places sume dak2 bukan tesl. 2 mascom 1 accounting. go masscomm!

Almari Anganku Musnah

2010-03-13T02:46:00.000-08:00

my current wardrobe.

semuanya sbb almari yang dibeli dipasaraya bintang x berkualiti! mudah rosak!

sapa ada nak sedekah almari untuk aku?

Realized

2010-03-10T23:53:00.000-08:00

am i too nice

or

just plain stupid?

Scrabblelized

2010-03-09T05:16:00.000-08:00

i am currently addicted to scrabble.
semua salah k.o.. haha
he gave me this one website where u can play scrabble on9 with people all around the world.
this is one of the match
iszkaffe is me and there's this one girl (or guy) name huda28. haha

390 vs 84

am i good or what?

p/s: joined tesl nyer scrabble comp last monday..menang beb! jumaat masuk final! wish me luck!

LedLed Tua Dah

2010-03-08T02:26:00.000-08:00

happy besday to you.. happy besday to u..

happy besday to ledled...

happy besday to you!!!

<3>

Dickie On Set

2010-03-06T20:09:00.000-08:00

semalam, budak2 broadcast sume tengah kelam kabut wat show. so aku dipanggil untuk jadik talent. hehe talented la sgt..

first show: Music Frenzy
MF ni dr group hamz, reymy dll.. mula2 aku xterlibat then tetiba je.. on the nite of the show, reymy call aku, mintak aku join. aku sebenarnya dah setuju nak join group apis (recording later that day, after reymy's) tp sebab kawan2 punya psl.. tlg je lah..

the show was fun. makan nugget 2 juta ketul ngan air susu. tersembur nugget dr mulut aku!

overall, it was ok.. walaupun penat sgt tgu diorg recording. haha xpelah semua still berlajar kan? :)

right after music frenzy abis. penat.

second show: Rembat Jer!
this is hapis's group. simple je show dia tp i really like the set. cantik n elegant! tp kan, sorry to say lah.. anas cam stumble skit. maybe nervous kot..

all and all.. best lah second show ni sbb dpt knl org2 baru cam biha, ema dll..and of coz tetibe aku rase si recycle tu cam hot. haha

cameragirl yg chantek!

crew rembat jer. congrats.

so in conclusion. setelah aku habiskan 17 jam dalam studio aku dpt simpulkan bahawa budak broadcast hebat! tak tido 3 hari.. tunggu recording 2-3 jam.. kemas set yg serabot and such! hats off!

p/s: thank god x amik broad. advert dihatiku.

Cuba Teka Ni Kat Mana?

2010-03-06T20:02:00.001-08:00

p/s: syg aku tak?

Kekampungan Berjalangan

2010-03-06T10:49:00.000-08:00

yelah.. aku kampung. mane penah makan meatball kt ikea. so selepas beberapa kali menunjukkan hint kepada rakan supaya ajak aku gi makan, meatball.. akhirnya kami pun pergi..

fateha, adzim ark ark, adam, haziq, botak and haizan

botak, haizan, ajenie, abang long, mira, tuan (xde dlm pic)

muka aku pun dah macam meatball!

sedap sgt sampai lupa amik gambar.. dah tgal 2 ketul bru dpt snap. dah mcm testicle dah.

yang ini mmg terbaik. daim cake.

selepas ikea, kami buat trip buangbuang masa ke ICT sec 7 shah alam. wow MEGA! tempat ni mmg cantik.

mcm eton in wonderland! korg patut try naek sane and amik gmbar!

malam itu diakhiri ngan aktiviti meng-fuck patung cahaya.

Hadiah Untuk Blogger@Janggut

2010-03-04T00:12:00.000-08:00

tadi. aku bosan masa dalam kelas Comm and Change so instead of dengar lecture, aku habiskan 3 jam dengan on9 dan membuat design2 yang mengarut. haha

eh kalo korg perasan, aku dah link balik semua rakan2 blog aku. sori lah.. aritu masa tukar layout semua link dah ilang so this time aku link balik dah!!

so, sebagai tanda persahabatan kite (wahhh ayat!) so, aku ade hadiah untuk korg.. terimalah hadiah yang tak seberapa ni.. hahaha

to those yang ada link aku kat blog korg.. thanks alot! so amik lah pic ni and paste la kat blog korg.. tanda persahabatan kite (wah ayat lagi!!)

buat tau! tak wat korg mandul nanti!

p/s: sape yg aku tak link lagi, sila tinggalkan url korg kat komen or chatbox!

Haha Hehe Huhu

2010-02-27T08:06:00.000-08:00

ok now, i want to teach u guys few things.

what's the different between:

haha

hehe

huhu

ok lemme explain.

haha: is used at lines which to indicate u are not serious to what u've said.

example:

kau ni buruk macam tahi. haha

kau ni gemuk sangat sebab tu peha melecet.badak! haha

both sentences are said without any intention of kutuk-ing org ittew.

hehe: is used to indicate that u really mean things u said.

example:

aku gersang ni..nak ko leh? hehe

u bukak la tudung ni, susah nak blojob i nanti.. hehe

yes, he really meant it!

huhu: is used to say something that might appears like it is a joke, but the truth is, the speaker really mean it!

example:

wei, tetek ko bergetar. aku silent kan mau? huhu

abg.. puki i sakit. dari tadi macam vibrate je.. sedap. huhu

yes, they might look like jokes.. but they are realll!!

let's put it all in sentences.

sayang, abang rase gersang je hari ni.. jom main nak? huhu

alaaa abg ni tau2 je puki i pun dah wet ni. hehe

wow. patut lah lembab je panties ni! ingat kencing tadi! haha

eh abang ni! kelakar la! isap kote kang! huhu

eh sayang! napa panties syg berbonjol? tembam nye pantat! ke ada batang jugak? haha

tau2 je abg nih. hehe

haha get it?

Jadi Robin HudHud

2010-02-27T02:31:00.000-08:00

yesterday was fun. had a day out with pika, genie, putat and yan. the destination: Sunway Pyramid..

genie, pika and dickie

first stop: wayang. hampir jatuh maruah kerana diorg ajak tgk 'my name is khan' thank god seats penuh. we watched niyang rapik instead.

next stop: Gasoline. i had nasi ayam butter n power puff girls (choc n strawberry blended) yan n putat menyibuk dlm pic!

the food was nice. air dia sgt sedap n banyak! worth trying!

camwhoring jap. kat gasoline kene dok bersila tau! interior cam dlm kapal purba.

went to try archery! dah lama nak try! rm16 for 30 arrows! not bad!

mine is in the middle. pretty good for a first timer eh?

tadaaaa!

p/s: it was seriously fun! we should do it more often. kan pika? next time nak kuar ajak la aku!

Macho Guys

2010-02-25T08:44:00.000-08:00

i used to hate being in my current class. MC224 4C. all because of the boys. see, i'm not the typical football-maniac-gua-lu-bai kinda guy. i would rather talk about hairstyle than arshavin's skills in football. therefore, it was always hard for me to keep myself 3 meters radius within their presence. it's not because i hate them, but i did not know how to interact with them and their so-not -my-cup-of-tea topics. therefore, i chose to alienate myself away.

not until recently.

at one point, i've came to a point where i would think.

'ah lantaklah diorg nak kata aku apa'

and suprisingly, magic happens when u stop trying. amazingly, i think they kinda accept me for the way i am (from what i think la, dunno from their side lak). as for now, i began to blend in with them.

the best thing is, i can still be the stupid-perverted-guy that i always been.

hope. this is not a 'perasan sorg2 entry' haha

so. who are the boys? let's take a stroll on the wall of machismo of mc224 4C

Shukry b. Samsudin @ abg long. lelaki tua berjiwa muda berotak kuneng.

Zulhilmy shukree @ Perverted Photographer. teman pervert abg long. terer amik gambar.

Adam Mazlan @ scarface. 6-footer paling soft spoken dlm sejarah.

Tuan Mohd Ezat @ Dr Love. tempat aku bertanya perihal cinta. berbadan slim.

Haziq b. Damanhuri @ Azroy. mat rempit kacak yang cool.

Abdul Khalid Abdul Rahman @ Shah rukh khan. stylo and suka wat muka terkejut bila aku ckp bnda lucah.

Ahmad Izzat abdul aziz @ potter. nerd paling hensem kat uitm. tech freak.

Husnul Ariffin @ senul. lelaki paling jambu di masscomm.

Adzim Ezani @ class rep. lelaki clumsy yg berbulu lebat. sangat eccentric dan gila muzik n fashion jepun.

p/s: ade yg berkenan?

sCRAPbook

2010-02-22T23:46:00.000-08:00

i'm expanding my circle of friends.
thanks to interpersonal comm.

and Mama. here's your sCRAPbook.
there you go, we've finished ur assignment.
plz give us full marks.
:)

went to kedai aksesori perkahwinan to buy ribbons. so gay!

i think it turned out good. considering we only had 4 hours and limited workforce.

thanks to
abang long
fatin
zaidi
farah
ina
haidar
asil

and of cos
mama

:)

Swoosh

2010-02-21T01:59:00.000-08:00

masih ingatkah akan entry ini? haha
dasar remaja yang hormon xstabil.
tgk sale td, terus lemah..

haha beli kat al ikhsan jer.

'swoosh'

nike santa cruise black/yellow

worth it.

plus.
3 helai tshirt BUM

okeh. that's it. no more shopping!

p/s: esok mau gi gayvillion kot. hahaha

Mee Kari Dickhead

2010-02-20T09:59:00.000-08:00

sebenarnya, aku teringin makan mee kari yg arwah mak aku wat..so masa balik selayang ari tu, aku malas nak suruh akak aku masak sbb dia nmpak cam bz je. masalahnya, aku betul2 teringin nak makan bnda tu, so aku mintak resepi kat akak aku, and aku masak sendri. haha nak tau apa jadi? haha inilah dia.

Mee Kari Dickhead

bahan-bahan nya:
bawang besar
bawang putih
halia
rempah kari
santan
ayam
fish ball/fish kek
tauhu terapong
ubi kentang

first skali, sedia kan barang2 tersebut. bawang besar, bawang putih dan halia korg blend jadi paste. ayam, ubi kentang, fish ball/kek, tauhu korg potong dadu.

tak nak guna ayam, guna la daging.

amik rempah kari daging babas then bubuh dalam bekas dan campur ngan air. kasi jadi paste.

tumis daun kari dan bahan2 yg diblender td sampai naik bau wangi.

then masukkan paste kari tadi then gaul la..

bile dah pecah minyak, masuk kan santan, air, ayam ngan ubi kentang.. jangan lupe garam

last skali masukkan semua fishball/kek ngan tauhu. kacau la sampai mendidih. dah siap kuah, korang amek mee kuning, celur then boleh melantak! haha

siap!

actually tadi, aku saje jemput classmates aku untuk try makan.. mula2 takut gak xsedap.. tapi..

so maknanya memang sedap la kan? hahaha
next time..kucing parsi masak taucu.

p/s: thanks classmates yg sudi dtg. :)

LipLess

2010-02-19T05:46:00.001-08:00

currently, my lips are so chapped!

and it hurts like hell!

so i went to get it surgically removed

and now i look like a fucking pitbull

fuckface!

haha

p/s: anyone knows how to cure chapped lips? besides a non stop french kiss routine la of cos. haha

Belanjawan 5 Bulan Pregnant

2010-02-19T00:47:00.001-08:00

penuh satu buku. sian buku anak buah aku kene conteng. sori acap! ni demi masa depan ucu!

bapak ah pening kepala wat belanjawan nih! yang penting kene ada saving utk future.

important notes! DONT TOUCH THE REST & DO NOT SPEND IT ALL!

all and all:

makan : rm400/month
bills: rm170/month
misc: rm100/month
shopping: rm150/month
saving: rm150/month
extra: rm30/month

total: rm1000/month

rm600/month from JPA
rm400/month from family

monthly aku ada rm1000 sahaja untuk hidup. insyaallah cukup!

by next sem: dapat save rm750! leh la berjimba!

p/s: kak ngah ngn acik and abah jgn lupe monthly allowance org eh! haha

Jika Aku Ditempat Mu

2010-02-18T09:59:00.000-08:00

Somewhere over the rainbow

Way up high

There's a land that I heard of

Once in a lullaby

Lullaby huh? It has been a while since mama sang me that song. I guess, all that crying made her too tired to cuddle me to sleep like she used to. I once asked, ‘mama, why are you crying?’ she did not answer, she wiped her eyes and walked away with a picture of daddy and daddy’s secretary, Aunty Lina, in her hands, crumpled.

Speaking of daddy, he went to work I guess. He must be very busy as I saw he left the house with bags of clothes few days ago. In the car he was driving, there was Aunty Lina. Until now, daddy has not come back yet.

This morning, I woke up early. As I was knocking mama’s door, a man appeared from the room and quickly took off. Mama said he was a plumber and he helped fixing the toilet flush. ‘So he did not want his shirt to get wet, that’s why he took it of mama?’ she did not reply.

‘Cutie, I’m going to the supermarket to get some groceries. Be a nice girl ok?’

It was the last thing mama said to me a couple of hours ago. I was left with Nina and Betty to play with. Both are my favorite dolls. They are pretty and they always keep me accompanied. Sometimes I wish they were my sisters. Mama and daddy didn’t know that I always wanted a sister but I guess, both of them are too busy with their lives. There goes my dream of having a perfect family, down the drain.

But hey, cheer up Siti, smile, because just like the lullaby says;

Somewhere over the rainbow

Skies are blue,

And the dreams that you dare to dream

Really do come true.

Someday all of these will come to an end and you will smile back like you use to.

Perhaps.

**********

This is an assignment actually, the task is, create a short writing (a snapshot) of a chosen person/character.

and karakter yang aku kena wat is

Siti, 5 years old, cute, loves to smile, abandoned child

so from the 5 points up there, aku kena reka satu cerita yang menggambarkan characteristics itu.

amacam, delivered tak?

Gambar Indah Tapi Jangan Tengok Tahu?

2010-02-17T10:18:00.000-08:00

editing yang bodoh xsampai 10min.
ada bangkit rasa cuak tak?

Dickie Bongkok Nak Amek Gambar Ternampak Sepender Biru

2010-02-16T07:19:00.000-08:00

wei, ko kenal sape2 yang pandai amek gambar?
ada lah gak nape?
nak suruh amek gambar org bertunang
owh nanti aku tnya dia dlu then aku inform ko balik
ok
ok....zzzzzz

kau gadis ku yang cantik (bunyi sms@st12 puspa)

wei. dah tanya ke?
erm..member aku tak reply lg lah (kesat mata baru bangun tido)
erm ko leh amik gambar?
aku reti skit2 je.. lagipun camera xde
xpe, kite amek je la.. camera member aku supply.
ha ok lah camtu
cun.

maka pagi tadi
dipaya jaras, sg buloh

terhasilah ini.

haha nak kutuk, kutuk lah.. tp jgn la kutuk teruk sgt..
aku bukan reti sgt nak amek pic ni..
saje tolong kawan. dapat la upah rm50.

selamat kawen yer pengantin ittew!

Mari Ber-Nihongo

2010-02-16T00:04:00.000-08:00

daripada korg dok baca rubbish n nonsense kat blog aku ni, baek kite belajar benda yang berpaedah sikit. kalau korg nak tau, untuk degree ni, aku amek bahasa jepun sebagai bahasa ketiga. masa sem lepas, aku dapat sensei yg klon babi. so, sepatah haram aku xfaham apa dia ajar.

sesi kutuk~ sensei ni babi kimak tahi lalat seketul puki dia membencikan marah tak tentu pasal period always spinster nakharam dasar dyke lesbo gambar facebook nak market cam harajuku girls feeling lah ko bodoh aku tak ngaku ko sensei sbab ko sial pastu bagi aku B seketul terus tak dapat DL.

okeh. ngucap jap. heh! ok masuk sem dua ni, aku dapat rajan sensei. dia ni baek la gak. suke bercerita and bukan klon babi. dia klon angel. so this time around aku dah mula leh tangkap pembelajaran nihongo (bahasa jepun) ni. so, bak kata org, ilmu ni kite patut pas kat org lain supaya dapat berkat jadi, from now on, ada satu sesi bahasa jepun kat goateeitujanggut! yeay!
tapi kan.. aku pun bukan pandai sgt, aku tulis ape yg aku tau je. so kalo ade org len yg lagi pakar, mari kite berkongsi ilmu. okeh?

NIHONGO #1

Kotoba #1 (Kata Nama 1)

1. watashi - saya
2. anata - awak
3. dickie san - dickie
4. wa - particle 'wa'
5. desu - digunakan untuk penghabisan ayat.
6. nani - apa
7. ka - menunjukkan pertanyaan
8. kochira - siapa (menunjukkan kepada orang ketiga)
9. no - belong to
10. tomodachi - kawan
11. o namae - nama

o namae wa nan desu ka - siapa nama?
watashi wa dickie desu - saya dickie
kochira wa nan desu ka - ini siapa?
kochira wa watashi no tomodachi desu - ini kawan saya.

sekarang.

sila buat latihan ini dan tulis jawapan kat komen tau!

1. perkenal kan diri kau.
2. tanya nama aku siapa
4. cari makna ayat ini - hajimemashite
3. cari satu perkataan lucah dalam bahasa jepun di google.

hai! puki desu!

hahah

Valentines Day Itu Masa Untuk Pancut

2010-02-15T03:35:00.000-08:00

semalam kan 14th februari iaitu hari Valentine. sume kapel2 dok happy la meluahkan rasa cinta masing2. aku? haha dok umah tgk tv je.. then on9 smpai malam then malam tu sambung ngan aktiviti 'senaman tgn' haha

tp kan semalam, aku tgk status facebook semua cmni

Happy Valentine uollz!

- happy v-day to u too
- eh haram la sambut v-day!
- betul2 ko kafir ko makan babi!
- harammmmmm dosa!

heh! meluat lak aku baca geng2 yang 'menegakkan' kebenaran ni!
semua dok kecoh2 kate v-day tu haram disambut bagi org islam lah itu lah ini lah.

ok2.. aku bukan imam. tp aku ada otak and according to my brain, this is how i see it. kepada org yg xsetuju tu.. xleh nak wat pe lah.

as for me, it's just a day. just like any other day but what makes it special is, during this day, ramai manusia unanimously embrace it as the day to appreciate love. that's all.

yang ramai dok bantah is the name Valentines as it's the name of this one priest bla bla bla. well like i said, it is NAMED after bukan ape pon. so maknyanya, if something tu is being named after something yang kononnya menggugat akidah, it can not be applied in muslim life lah?

so kalau camtu,

christmas day? ape kes lak?

The word Christmas originated as a compound meaning "Christ's Mass". It is derived from the Middle English Christemasse and Old English Cristes mæsse, a phrase first recorded in 1038. "Cristes" is from Greek Christos and "mæsse" is from Latin missa (the holy mass).

hari holy org christian secara mass - lebey kurang la cmtu maksudnya..

ha!!! kalo valentines day tu haram, then nape time christmas, berlonggok2 pulak org islam ni gi holiday? siap sambut kt pavilion bagai! nape x dok umah salai ikan keli je?

see? it's just a day NAMED after something. just like valentines.

and to support lagi my theory. if betul lah valentines day haram disambut kerana the name, let's haramkan other things yang being NAMED after something yg kononnya xelok dr segi akidah.

Murugan Idli shop kat sungai besar - sebab perhaps it is being NAMED after dewa hindu.

or even huruf T kecik (t) sebab bentuknya sebujik cam salib. tak gitew?

okeh2 aku tau, ramai yang nak cakap camni:

eh puki kau la dickie. ko tau x maksud dari perayaan valentine ni? priest tu mati bla bla (sume org penah dgr kan)

aku pon jawab:

eh mahaguru, bila kau nak order McDonald, ko ade pikir ke yang mcD tu dr israel bla2? xde kan? yang ko tau, ko lapar and nak makan mcd. betul?

haaaa get my point? aku tau la kisah pengorbanan saint valentine tu sume bla bla tapi masa kite sambut valentine skg ni, ade tetibe ko mati msa nak bagi bunga or tetibe ko preach psl jesus? xdekan? yang kau tahu, that day nak celebrate and appreciate ur love one.

simply said, bile kite wat satu benda tu, kite akan lebih tertumpu pada denotative meaning. meaning as it is.

contoh:

aku nak makan McD - aku lapar then aku nak makan fast food berjenama mcd

dan bukannya connotative meaning - meaning that underlays the word, full of ideas or meanings suggested by or associated with a word or thing.

aku nak makan McD - aku lapar tapi aku nak makan makanan segera yang berasal dr israel, israel tu yahudi. benci gila kot sbb ustad aku ckp yahudi jahat aku iyekan jelah pastu aritu aku nampak budak2 indie mane ntah pakai bju boikot israel macam cool je diorg so maybe la kot israel tu jahat. eh jap, israel tu kat mana eh?

ha? phm?

so next time, bile seorg bf ni belikan bunga untuk awek dia and ucapkan

sempena valentine ni, i hadiah kan u bunga..

dalam kepala hotak jantan tu, dia terfikir;

dari hari tu aku nak bagi bunga tapi xpe lah, bagi hari ni, special skit.

atau

hari ni aku nak abgi bunga ros merah ni melambangkan cinta kau seindah cinta paderi christian yang mati tu sebab berkorban untuk awek dia and mintak mintak lah pasni ada hari special yang dinamakan sempena nama aku majid bin wahab. happy majid's day sayang.

haha

eh dickie kau ni mmg lahanat! org kata haram, haram lah. berdosa tau tak!

well posers, haram itu berdosa kan? so ko ingat, kalau ko xsambut valentine day, kau tu mumaiyiz? then, yang sambut v-day tu semua bakal2 terplecok kat titian siratul mustaqim lalu jatuh ke hell?

semua org pun wat dosa sekarang dey.

as for me, all and all, semua bergantung pada nawaitu. if u want to appreciate someone during v-day, do it. not because of the history that made up v-day but, it's just a day where all people embrace as hari menghargai kekasih.

stop complicating things posers.

dick's corner - happy v-day pada org yang tak wish aku tu. :(

Mintak Tolong Lah Sikit Macam Buah Cempedak Kene Jolok

2010-02-15T00:14:00.000-08:00

assalammualaikum

bapak ah lama gila tak menulis kat blog ni. dekat sebulan lebeh ek? last skali entry si Lara 10 tu. huhu bukan ape, aritu tetibe aku ilang interest nak tulis blog ni. story ada byk tp kerajinan xde. so kumpul punya kumpul, jadi redundant. at last, trus malas nak tulis!

so here i am, trying for the third time. hehe

wait, come to think of it, i usually write good entries when i'm in gloom. ala2 emo la.. bru ader nukilan yang indah. cewah! so, maknanya, sebulan lepas ni i was in good mood la kan? isn't that a good news? hahaha

whatever~

Goateeitujanggut revamped!

so, kali ni nak mintak input.

what should be written in this blog? i know, this is suppose to be my blog and of cos i should write whatever yg ada dalam pale hotak aku. yes. betul. itu tetap ada (padan la muka kena baca luahan2 emo aku nanti)

but now, i want some feedbacks, ape yg korg suke baca dlm blog aku ni?
and what else do u want me to write?

if ada, don't la hesitate bg idea eh?
plzzzzzz

ok, as u guys notice, since aku dah ubah layout blog ni, sume link blog2 korg dah ilang skali..

so kalo leh, aku nak korg tinggalkan link blog korg kt bahagian comment so that aku leh link korg balik..

and to anonymous, kalo leh, kenalkan la diri korg.. aku suke kalo kite dapat berkwan.. :)

so all and all, i just wanna say..

DICKIE IS BACK!

Mesti Korang Benci Bila...

2010-02-14T09:11:00.000-08:00

i'm Backkkkkk

Lara 10

2010-01-04T10:22:00.000-08:00

aku macam tersedar yg aku hanya cube untuk merebut kasih kau. cebisan syg yang kau beri itu akan ku jaga sampai mati. biarpun ia hanya sisa. terima kasih kerana kau bermurah hati. memberi sekelumit kebahagiaan dan harapan tapi aku sedar, aku hanya beban yg terpaksa kau galas. demi membuat aku tersenyum. usahlah kasih kerana kasihan. syg lah kau kerana ikhlas. istilah itu terlekat dibibir. tidak mampu ditutur, diluah mahu dikata. tercipta ia suatu yg abstrak tiada jasad tiada jisim. bulatkannya dengan lidah. ucaplah. jika hati tertahan. mungkin ia tidak seteguh apa yg ditulis didalam hati. sampai masa sipengemis itu. menitis berlalu.

@))====

Lara 10

Closing :'(

2009-12-29T23:32:00.000-08:00

will be closing soon..

this blog has no significance anymore..

:'(

p/s: should i?

0.01

2009-12-13T01:19:00.000-08:00

apa signifikannya 0.01 dalam hidup korang?

bg aku, 0.01 itu menentukan masa depan aku.

3.49

macam sial kan? so close yet soooooo far!

:'(

p/s: there's must be a mistake. fingers crossed. mintak2 ada perubahan markah.

Things To Sengih Alone2

2009-12-09T22:08:00.000-08:00

masa bergerak dgn pantas. kite bergerak seiring dengan masa and this makes us sometimes forget the fact that there's always an inner child within us. few days ago, i heard this one song and it instantly brought me back to my childhood and teenage years.. let's us all recap things that we use to do..

here are the things that make u tersengih everytime u teringat bnda ni..

lagu-lagu

1. ...tiba-tiba keajaiban terjadi.. kekuatan muncul dihati..
2. ...kami generasi dua ribu... hahaha
3. ...dia..menjadi seorang pahlawan..menjadi pembela..pada kurang upaya..dia lah sang wira..
4. ...captain planet..he's the hero..
5. ...go go power rangers...
6. ...mari oh adik2 mari berlajar..kalau rajin usaha tentu berjaya..buku yang adik ada..

gadget/toys

1. brick game
2. kereta tamiya
3. digimon
4. pro-yo
5. tora dan dindang

permainan

1. main tepuk card..
2. AEIOU STOP
3. pepsicola
4. maen pen
5. main tiang
6. kaki tempang

movies/tv series

1. gagak dan bikar kat tv2 kul 4 petang tu..haha
2. tomato man
3. flash man

haha mesti tgh tersengih sambil ingt kisah2 lama kan? well, sometimes it's nice to look back at things in the past cos they made us into who we are today..

p/s: sila tambah list2 ni.. nak usha kat youtube!! :)

LIMA LANGKAWI 09: Windularhh...

2009-12-07T19:13:00.000-08:00

one big happy family.. LIMA 09

'there is a reason of me looking a bit snobbish in langkawi. it's not that i don't want to mingle around, it's just, i don't want to get too attach with the people there coz i will end up missing them'

and i am missing them already...

haha nice opening huh?
kisahnya bermula few few weeks ago when shirin posted something on her fb account. it was a job opportunity.. working for LIMA in langkawi. at first, i wasn't that interested but then danny informed that most of my malacca buddies pun join gak. so there i was, went thru few interview sessions and finally i got the gig.

26th nov 09

the first day of the 8-days job. we had to gatther in wangsa maju, infront of HW Lima's office. i got there quite early. dari jauh dah nampak rempit and the geng. as i were lighting my ciggy, fina, fo n faidhi arrived..soon after, all the people had arrived to the scene. wah! then all of the sudden, aku nmpak senior2 advertising aku, lan..ayie.. and few other familiar faces. fuck! diorg ade gak ke..segan dowh. but then, aku wat bodoh je la. by this time, the intimidation has started to creep in. seeing all these people made me uncomfortable. but thank god i got some good frens to keep me entertained. thanks kak danny n kak hafiz. haah

the bus arrived soon after. it was a long 8 hours ride! naik patah buntut gua! around 5, we arrived at kuala perlis jetty and there i met my bff syafil mugshayems! and instantly i got rejuvenated! we started scanning and kutukking and laharing. by this time, i started to enjoy the trip. after the bus, we got on the ferry then another bus to our asylum. we were informed that we will be staying in Kolej Komunity and i tought, hey.. how bad could it be? serves me right.. it was bad! the room is puny, stuffed, cramped and bugs were everywhere! i wasn't being a stuck-up diva like some coughfaidhicough.. but honestly, the facilities suck! we didn't even have a water hose to cebok our shit! hahaha but hey.. i was too tired for this, got on my bed and went to sleep.

kandang kami

27th - 30th Nov

well, i thought this job would be a great opportunity for me to cut some weight as we have to walk around and all but then, it was sooo not like i was expected! the days in a row, we just sat around, chatting, playing games, eat and that's all. the only job was making phone calls to our AO's just to ensure their arrival and such. that's it. the funny thing was, the supervisor bersungguh2 reminding us 'tomorrow u got to call ur AO's and make sure everything is ok' then the next day, we immediately get the assigned job done.. it was like 5 minutes phone calls, then that's a wrap! the job for the day was settled! bapak senang kan? so we spent the rest of the working hour lepakking, main nama negeri binatang buah benda, bingo, fb and such..

1st and 2nd Dis 09

the days where we had a real job to do. ok camni, LIMA is an event attended by all these big names from around the world, the ministers, chief of air force, army and such. these people were asked to visit the booths yang ada kt LIMA ni lah. but the booths ade lebih kurang 6 juta and the venue plak sebesar benua australia. so... in order to get these people visiting the booths without getting lost.. WE were hired and our job is simple, get the delegates to the booths.

some of the booths and this one is called Russian Pavilion

i was lucky, i got chief of airforce of Singapore, brig. gen Eng Chee Meng and Dep Director Gen of Vietnam Maritime, dr nguyen ngoc hue. both of them were friendly. the singapore guy was easy to manage as he did not follow the given itenerary. biasa lah..org pangkat tinggi..dia ikot kepala dia je la. u know what, by the time sume org tengah strike a deal.. dia sedap2 gi maen golf. haha but hey, he made my job easier as i only got i delegate to handle.

dua ekor jantan terhangat dipasaran langkawi! haha

so the rest of the day, i just took a stroll with the delegates from vietnam. maybe he noticed how hard i worked that day..dia bagi aku hadiah.. some sort of artsy paintings la.. hey thanks sir! :)
apart from that painting.. since aku ni peramah.. i got i big bag full or freebies from the exhibitors there! yeay! sume org jealous kan? :)

uniform bekerja.. bukan kerja sgt pun.. camwhore je tau..

jadi usher for the dinner.. dapat la wat OT.. tgk sultan brunei and pengampu2 dan pembodek2 setia..

the best thing about this job is the night life! since the working hours is 9-6.. the nights belong to us! and since this job is in langkawi.. it got even better! everynite kitorg lepak kat pantai cenang..feeling2 tourists..padahal the next morning kene pakai baju kemeja skema and pergi keje. haha

pepsi cola!

main pepsicola with mat saleh.. diorg lembab gile mengelak! haha namanya pilot USA haha

dinner malam last.. persandingan fareed n syida! bunuh bunuh bunuh

new family!

housematez and two faggots! haha

pasukan makan paling pelahap!

pilih mane yang berkenan!!!

berjalan2 kt cenang cari kedai makan murah..semua mahal!

blakang motel budak2 perempuan..

last day farewell party.. sob sob..

bff nivvle nivvle

kegedikkan dan kegilaan malam terakhir..

bye2 semua.. bye2 LANGKAWI..

p/s: muax to kumaran..eeleen..brijesh..and fuck u to the other one! hahaha

Kedai Kereta Ponen

2009-12-06T21:32:00.000-08:00

nok?

kedai kereta paling pondan penah aku jumpa.. hahaha

looks like NOQ has become a universal word hahah

Mengupas Epal Putih

2009-12-06T09:36:00.000-08:00

hari ini aku telah mencipta sejarah dengan menghabiskan rm3500 dlm masa sehari! haha tadi aku gi PC fair kat KLCC ngan aidil.. mula2 bajet nak usha2 je dulu.. last2 terembat terus..

apa aku beli? jeng jeng jeng..

logo apakah itu?

unboxing my epal suci

there it is.. my newly-born epal suci..

alala comelnye.. haha

sudah mula bernyawa.. cantek uolls! haha

macbook white from apple..

sumpah aku xpernah terfikir nak dpt own something dr apple.. tp dah rezeki kan? xsia2 blaja cm nak mati time diploma dlu.. :)

p/s: tgh pening kepala..figuring out cmne nak guna menatang ni..hahah

Jerit Jerit Jerit

2009-11-26T09:48:00.000-08:00

haha gile ketinggalan kan? bukan ape.. mmg dah lama nak post video ni tapi aku on9 gune broadband celcom rm68 je.. xde la laju mane so xleh nak upload.. since aku skang kat umah.. aku guna la WIMAX potong 3x ni untuk upload vid ni... hehhe

so ni la vid yg ili tolong record masa aku amek scroll konvokasi aritu.. berdebar kot nak naek atas pentas.. tak pasal2 aku jalan kengkang.. haha

mmg dah jd tradisi budak masscomm utk bising masa konvo eh? haha selamba badak je jerit padahal pro canselor (sapa ntah pakcik ni) kt depan tu.. kalau nak tau jeritan yg pertama tu utk kamarul arifin@ayol@sape.. rakan sepembelajaran aku.. pandai tau! ANC gak! then ada sorg dak lak amik scroll.. then pastu...

jeritan paling mega tu adalah utk aku la! haha veranganz.. neway thanks la kat kwn2 yg tolok sorak.. hilang sikit nervous dlm atiku.. hahah

p/s: sadly.. mom wasn't there to hear the crowd... :'(

Filem Yang Lagi Best Dari Twilight : Sequel Naan Kadavul

2009-11-26T09:41:00.000-08:00

pawagam yg kat depan sogo ni love tayang cite tamil kan? aritu masa aku balik cuti, aku lalu sini.. aku tgk poster filem terbaru yang ditayang kan ..

pastu tadi masa aku kuar gi tgk wyg.. lalu kat depan pawagam ni lagi.. then aku perasan cerita Naan Kadavul tu dah ada sequel yang bertajuk..

p/s: rindu makan naan cheese + ayam tandori kat barra sec 7..

Lelaki Ini

2009-11-26T09:00:00.000-08:00

lantak la orang nak kata apa yang penting i heart this guy!

go anuar zain!

from zaman Bila Resah sampai la sekarang.. lagu dia semua best2.. but for me, the best song he has is Lelaki Ini

hence, bila aku jumpa dia kat KLCC today, lutut aku bergetar masa amik pic ngan dia! haha

:)

Shitty Day Shitty Face

2009-11-24T03:51:00.000-08:00

Shitty Day -Soko

I hate myself today.
I don't know what's happening to me.
I hate my face today.
I think I look so shitty.

I have some spot everywhere.
And I'm not even shaved.
My hair all greasy.
I look disgusting.

My eyes are glued.
My lips are chapped.
My legs are prickling.
And plus I'm stinky today.

How can I date someone with a face like that?
I know yoú're gonna dump me again,
And I am gonna cry.

Cause you want a perfect girl,
And I'm not what you expect.
You want a perfect girl,
And I look shitty today.

Maybe I should put some makeup,
And find some crazy outfits.
But I am very tired today
And I don't care if I'm not pretty.

Should be like these girls,
Skinny and great all the time.
I'm still wearing my slippers
And eat all the candies at home.

I should sleep more,
And stop going out everyday.
I should focus more,
And stop complaining today.

Tell me, How can I date someone with a face like that?
I know you're gonna dump me again,
And I am gonna cry.

Cause you want a perfect girl,
And I'm not so perfect.
You want a perfect girl,
And I look shitty today.

Tell me, how can I date someone with a face like that?
I know you're gonna dump me,
And I'm gonna cry.

currently addicted to this song.. i love the lyric don't u?

cube baca lirik dia.. very str8 to the point yet very meaningful. tak ke kite sume camtu? there are days yg kita rase sgt shitty kan? bgun pagi je muka sembab.. mata lebam.. rambut cam bulu pantat negro.. jerawat tumbuh cm periuk api tapi nak tak nak kite kne get thru the day gak kan?

but, bile kite bangun pg tu.. tgk hp there's a text msg,

'good morning my comel :)'

it brightens our day kan?
coz we know,

although the day is going to be suck but at the end of it, there's somebody that would except u just the way u are..

i heart u
143..

nah amik kau pic aku semasa hauk gile! haha

dikala sedang comel haha

I Miss.. 3 Months

2009-11-21T07:20:00.000-08:00

i miss..

your sour face every time u fetch me

up your grrr

your ever-in-place hair

your fhb

your golden-ish hair

your mulut itik

your bontot tonggek

your hugs n kisses

i miss you so badly

eventhough it has only been 6 days..

Happy 3 Month Of Nameless Relationship

p/s: i knew u would remember.. but i didn't expect u were planning something.. sorry syg.. muaxxx

My Little Cucumber

2009-11-21T02:08:00.000-08:00

this is the storyboard assignment masa aku sem 3 diploma..
since xde refference dr senior.. aku main wat ikot gerak hati je.. and of coz dpt high mark!
0.5 je kurang dr fina! whatever..

junior2 untung la.. leh guna kitorg nyer experimental garbage ni sbg rujukan and wat lg hebat!

well, it's called

my little cucumber

it's a love story between two cucumbers
enjoy!

p/s: komen tau!

Syafil Swift - You Belong With Aku

2009-11-19T20:14:00.000-08:00

taylor swift - you belong with me

revamped

syafil syazwan - kau milikku

dengarlah housemate ku melalak!

Dilemma MyviVaMac

2009-11-19T08:51:00.000-08:00

i'm in a dilemma.

it is a dream of mine to have my own car. this
time, it might come true as my fathers has given me the green light. well, it's my money afterall, just tunggu my abah's berkat je.. actually, i've received the JPA scholarship and i'm planning to get a car using that money. some might say that it's membazir kan? but, i earn that scholarship with my own sweat and tears. so i deserve it 100% don't i?

ok now here's the prob.

my dad said ok with the car and he asked my what car i'm taking. well, i wanted viva coz it's cheaper but my dad n my sis encourage me to take myvi. the dilemma is, i'm upgrading my ftec to a mac book. so in order to do so, i must not spend too much for the car hence taking viva instead of myvi. but, i really prefer myvi than viva personally and most of my close friends lean towards myvi. hurmm..

the money is limited. either ways, i would have just enough je..
i dunno which to go for..

a) go for something smaller, cheaper (viva) plus having a mac book

b) take the myvi, struggle a bit in terms of money

can anybody help me?
i'm clueless about cars and this choices bikin kepala pening!!

p/s: anyone tau any car dealers yg jual keta murah plz bgtau aku ea? thanks

Oh Crab!

2009-11-19T01:06:00.000-08:00

nasi goreng ketam
ketam masam manis
masak lemak ketam
ketam goreng bercili

sedapnya!!!!

but

NO NO NO

it is official

aku alergic dengan ketam!

sigh..

this is the story.
last nite, lapan, chendol and i went to murni to eat. it was a long awaited dream of mine to go eat there (i want williams but murni pun will do lah!) so there we were, i ordered nasi goreng ketam, cendol amik carbonara and lapan ordered megy.. then we added some more, mee raja n naan cheese. it was good. especially my nasi goreng ketam

the culprit

until..

3 hours later by body started to itch.. burning sensation all over my mouth and ears and i got diarrhea! not long after that my mouth swollen mcm bru lepas comolot 7 jam! rashed spreaded all over my body! and i can't breath well!

semua ketam punya pasal!

it's a lot worse that it seems tau! imagine ni kat 'sluruh' badan!

just now i googled, it was true. i got an alergic with shelfish.

of crap! or should i say crab?
haha

p/s: crabs are in the same group with lobster.. guess i won't be eating that also.. pfft!

MC224 3C Revealed

2009-11-17T02:37:00.000-08:00

sedang berbaring di rumah sambil on9 dr pagi. yes. bagi aku cuti sem sgt membosankan! takpelah.. i'm taking a break. sem 3 degree ni sangat memenatkan. physically and mentally. let's recap.

awal bulan 7 aku mula daftar masuk. i was planning on being the diam-est person kat fac but it didn't go well. i tried but making sour face is very tiring u know! plus my buddies adviced me to be myself. ok then. faiz yg bising pun kembali.

my class is MC24 3C.. maksudnya, masscomm advertising 3C. the class was ok. we had fun although we barely know eachother. bukan tak kenal tp x rapat. imagine, we're all from lendu. satu batch but there were 10 classes! roughly around 300++ students. so mmg susah la nak kenal semua org. we tend to mingle with those yg kite familiar and everyone ade clan diorg sendiri. indeniably, semangat class sgt kuat masa dip. class B..class F.. class E.. semua org perasan kelas sendiri hebat. even ada internal prob semua still ckp kelas diorg fantastic fabulous F (haha mati kena carot ngn fuckerinaz karang!) ethnocentic sgt!

however, bila masuk degree, everyone is everyone's frens. dah tak lepak ngan geng sendri but mula kenal kawan2 baru yg mereka xpernah tegur (kutuk) sebelum ni. as for me, sape je classmate degree aku yg from diploma? si Bijan sorg.. yang lain semua dak2 baru. slowly.. knl la org2 yg aku xpernah tegur slama ni.

Kaled, haziq, senul, mira, suhaila, biha n semua la.. leh katakan hampir semua dalam kelas tu aku xtegur dulu. maklumlah aku kan pemalu! aww! haha but now, we're getting along quite ok. cume kdg2 aku still rase terasing skit.. huhu

so sape budak2 kelas aku? meh aku cite skit sorg2..

nama:
signifikan kerana:
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah:

nama: zul banos
signifikan kerana: fotografer yg pervert. gemar amik pic coughpayudaracough gadis. muka takde perasaan.
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah:
catatan: aku segan ngan dia sbb dia cam poyo masa dip dulu haha

nama: zimah onn
signifikan kerana: mulut laser dan reaksi spontan yang terlalu spontan
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: seruling - selalu kuarkan bunyi aneh yang nyaring
catatan: org selayang gak.

nama: tuan ladyana
signifikan kerana: berbentuk intertef cone. adik2 haha. sweet talker n doctor love
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: doctor phil
catatan: ant budak laki yg aku dah lama kenal dlm class. always makes me feel accepted

nama: tikah haslam
signifikan kerana: berotak lucah mengalahkan lelaki. suara sedap bila nyanyi dangdut..SAHAJA
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: external yang penuh fail xtube
catatan: kenal dah lama melalui ezy. paling sporting. cipap ruam!

nama: shuk abg long sariyanti
signifikan kerana: tua. kreatif. terer bab komputer and designing. dah bertunang
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: batu bersurat kat terengganu - tua
catatan: sanggup melayan karutan n laharan aku. mcm abang2.

nama: senul ayu OIAM
signifikan kerana: bergedil yang lazat dan suami fatiha
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: bola disco
catatan: ant org yg aku segan nak tgur dr dulu sampai kini. aha

nama: potter hasmie
signifikan kerana: paling inovatif dalam kelas, kaya and pandai masak brownies
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: mac book - mahal dan byk fungsi
catatan: rakan selevel masa dip. banyak rahsia2 dikongsi! haha

nama: nalia arumugam
signifikan kerana: gila, bising, gila, queen of the nite
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: otak org gila
catatan: antara org yg aku xpernah fikir nak tegur masa dip dulu. intimidated!

nama: moon galak
signifikan kerana: suara yang berpitch tinggi. macam kakak2 yang responsible. dependapble
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: enjin roket -nyaring
catatan: tak pernah kenal sebelum ni. tapi skg byk tolong menolong.

nama: liza samsudin
signifikan kerana: tinggi gila!
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: langit
catatan: dah kenal masa lepak ngan doremon fitriyana

nama: lily nin
signifikan kerana: cantik dan seorg rider yg mega! menjawab ngan parween
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: EX5
catatan: salah seorg dari 2 org yang bisa buat ... hehe

nama: hani mohsein
signifikan kerana: repeater! haha
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: subjek com research - blaja 2 kali!
catatan: sepatutnya senior

nama: noraini kecik tompel
signifikan kerana: halus, seni, mikroskopik
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: kuman
catatan: ex buddy, luqman

nama: kaled sandha
signifikan kerana: menghilangkan diri selama 2 miggu, cepat saket
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: antibody
catatan: adored! boleh berborak benda serius ngan dia ni

nama: ira timberlake
signifikan kerana: suara nenek kebayan.. menangis tgk KP karoeke
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: air mata
catatan: baek la ira tp aku suke kacau

nama: suhaila iglesias
signifikan kerana: jangan panggil aku LALA
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: lala masak sambal
catatan: aku ttp panggil ko lala snyp2

nama: dayah vellu
signifikan kerana: pioneer pose muka dayah! selamba.. tak cover perot
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: kerang
catatan: kenal lama sbb zura! ko mmg kerang!

nama: haziq tuah
signifikan kerana: hang tuah yang merempit. sesuai bernama azroy. pembaca doa
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: keris - 'keris'
catatan: epitome bagi wajah melayu. sgt hang tuah! bdn je kurang kekar.

nama: haizan
signifikan kerana: rakan dr mcB.. pepet confident
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: gladiator heels
catatan: satu2 nya member dr kelas yg sama

nama: fatiha mustapha
signifikan kerana: putih n berambut perang
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: kapas
catatan: juga xpernah tegur sebb segan. adik dia jr aku.

nama: mira chantek borgiba
signifikan kerana: paling chantek di fac
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: butang haha
catatan: tak pernah kenal.. dulu ckp i, you. skag laha je! haha

nama: shamira montana
signifikan kerana: kereta kelisa putih, dia pun putih, kantoi dating
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: mcd sec 16
catatan: hehehe org study dia dating

nama: dal hamid
signifikan kerana: mata besar musytary
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: bola pingpong
catatan: bersuara garau haha

nama: bila
signifikan kerana: sopan santun makcik ni!
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: iqra'
catatan: sebelum ni tak kenal tapi skg dah meh laha dia.. haha

nama: biha
signifikan kerana: cantik bersuara besar seperti pengacara
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: speaker
catatan: sama seperti lily, biha merupakan salah seorg yang bisa...

nama: anis intan nisfu
signifikan kerana: ketawa tak nmpak mata, sempoi gile
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: teko - tembam je haha
catatan: dulu aku panggil dia intan sbb tak tau nama dia! haha

nama: ajenie salim bachik
signifikan kerana: gadis paling sempoi! suara kuat! tp ttp women!
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: moto harley davidson kaler pink
catatan: kenal masa MPG.. laha2 trus jd kawan.

nama: adzim ghous
signifikan kerana: clumsy, class rep and kelam kabut n banyak bulu
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: hairball
catatan: satu blok masa dip tp jrg bercakap. segan haha

nama: adam surihani
signifikan kerana: tinggi, berwajah villain dan relex
jika dia adalah objek, dia adalah: KLCC
catatan: ant manusia paling baik n accomodative penah aku kenal

so here u go. rakan2 sekelas ku sewaktu degree. guess akan stuck ngan diorg selama 2 tahun. so far semua so-so.. hope sem depan kami akan lebih ngam dan ceria.

baik, ada siapa2 berkenan ngan rakan2 ku? jual2... haha

My Art Works

2009-11-13T10:06:00.001-08:00

hai i'm faiz@dickie
and i am an advertising student
i know photoshop little-little
these are some of my works
not that good lorh because i'm still learning
kan? kan? kan?

dip sem 2
introduction to mass media

first time dgr pasal designing. guna publisher je haha

hauk kot! tp dipuji sbb copy yg ok - part 2 je kot..

dip. sem 3
photocommunication

potret emo jejaka mangsa phidophile

a'aaaa kumbang (LDOF)

merembes (fast shutter)

kat putrajaya (architecture)

climax (slow shutter)

dip. sem 4
publishing

booklet restoran lesung

benci subjek ni!

dip. sem 4
advertising

the big idea is 'seven deadly sins'

we won the pitch kot! haha

dip. sem 5
event management

goodies bags for the eventcrew's thirt

degree sem 3
copywriting

first assignment 4 degree.. ads for our own self..

final print ads

tolong kawan je

tolong si aidil gila.. tak dpt payment pon lg! hahaha

haha itulah saja sebahagian dari work saya
i'm just so-so je
tapi kalau ada yang minat ngan work saya
saya boleh tolong design kan..
tapi kena bayar la
hehe
murah je sbb saya bukan terer sgt!
berminat?
0129778626-dickie

calling2 la..
nak berkenalan pon boleh! haha

Current Addiction

2009-11-13T09:40:00.000-08:00

gardenia butterscoth rm4

FnN Zappel rm3.50

combination of these both mmg leh wat korg stim time makan
mmg terbaek dr ladang..

butterscotch sgt lembut..gebu
berlemak n manis

zappel yg refreshing
tambah ngan ketulan ais
perhh thirst quencher

cubalah!

Reverse Psychology

2009-11-09T10:44:00.001-08:00

kenapa kau xpernah tegur aku masa diploma dulu?
aku segan la. kau cam hebat je
puki kau hebat!

this happened yesterday, me n a fren of mine sat in class and started to have this silly conversation. i asked and he replied and i knew he was being honest.

kau cam hebat je

aku hebat? kau tak tau, aku lah manusia yg paling insecure kat dunia ni. i dunno why but i always see myself lower from other people. intimidation is a close fren of mine. but somehow, i appear confident to other people and this is not self proclaimed but unanimously agreed by most people. however, hanya aku, tuhan dan beberapa buddies je yang tau how cepat intimidated nya aku. these are some situations where my intimidation level would be at its optimal level.

1. aku takut nak berurusan rasmi cam gi bank, hospital or gi beli setem kat pejabat pos.
2. pergi ke kafe2 mewah spt tgi fridays, italiannies..
3. dikelilingi member kepada kawan2 yang aku tak kenal..
4. berada disekitar manusia2 hot
5. orang berspeaking yang maha hebat

see? aku x hebat pun. nak gi beli setem pun cuak. siap kol akak aku tnya prosedur nak beli stem! haha but hey, everyone ade pendapat diorg sendri kan? any if people see me that way, i'll take it but i just people to know, i dont tegur u people because i am intimidated at u and not because aku rase aku hebat. cos i am sooo not. kan fina? padin? hehe

bercakap tentang kehebatan. aku sedar, wujud people yg suka ckp dia hebat tapi in a very subtle. senang cite, diorg guna reverse psychology untuk bagitau satu dunia diorg hebat. paham tak pasal the concept of reverse psychology? tak? let cikgu dickie explain..

people A: weh aku tau aku hensem. <-- direct and stra8 forward
people B: aku ni buruk la. buruk gila. jangan kawan ngan aku. nanti ko muntah <-- ayat nak pusing2+emo untuk kata dia buruk tapi sebenarnya dia nak org puji dia hensem.

people mane guna reverse psychology?

yep! people B. pernah tak jumpa org ni? dia beria2 merendah kan diri dia dengan harapan org akan puji dia balik. so dia reverse psychology org la.. annoying kan? benci bila ada org nak tunjuk hebat dengan cara ni.

as for me, aku admit, kdg2 aku guna bnda ni tapi to certain people je. especially those yg guna teknik ni gak. ha amik ko aku counter balik! haha tapi to those yang jenis berlagak plak.. aku bantai je balik. if they think other people can accept it, they should accept it also rite? hehe

imagine

reverse psychology gone bad.

RP: erm.. aku ni bodoh. rugi kau kwn ngan aku. tak da benda special kat aku ni
aku: sedar pon. mmg ko bdoh. byr balik ganti rugi aku kwn ngan ko. puki! (tolak dia kat tengah jalan lalu kencing kat muka dia)

RP: wei.. teruk wei aku jawab exam td, xleh wat langsung. comfirm fail..
aku: alhamdulillah.. padan la ngn muka ko.Quit je la. jom gi hari2 beli dress murah malam ni ko jadi pelacur je (letak mercun mancis kt dalam lopak2 jeragat dia)

RP: aku dah gemuk la.. bencinya!
aku: a'ah.. tengok lemak2 ni. ko dah macam anak babi retarded (amik gmbar dia and hantar kat magazine national geographic)

haha lama ximagined bnda2 ngarut cmni. seronok plak. so let's continue with those yg suka ckp letop lak..

CL: eleh.. stakat julianok banos tu, aku lagi cantik
aku: a'ah wei.. ko la paling cantik kat fakulti ni. ko ibarat keindahan abadi. ko ibarat dewi kecantikkan greek wei.

CL: i only speak english
aku: jadi kamu tidak paham apa maksud pantat kau la pergi mati la hanjeng?

so moral of the entry is, if nak berlagak berpada2. if nak guna reverse psychology make sure ayat ko sgt subtle jgn sampai org perasan.. haha aku pun nak gi berlagak la! i know my level! haha yorr la tu!

p/s: entry ini hanya mainan minda yg stress akibat diattack oleh parween. tiada kene mengena ngan sapa2.

"tuhan suka orang yang merendah diri, tapi kalo rendah sangat...."
- aied 09

New Janggut : Fucked Up Secrets Sharing

2009-11-06T03:43:00.000-08:00

do u have secrets? well, i do.. a lot of them. and for me, keeping a secret is difficult and i often find ways to say it out loud. but i can't cos it's a secret and it should remain secret. but then, fina introduced me to postsecret. it's a website that encourages readers to send in their deepest darkest secrets written on postcards. i'm inspired to start my own. but it won't be fun if i do it alone right? then the whole people would know that they are actually mine. so it would be great if u people would share some of urs here too.

it's not that i'm trying to malu kan org or what. but come to think of it, sometimes, people have secrets that are just like urs, and this makes us think, we are all the same. as for me, i sometimes feel like i have the most misserable life ever. i keep it as a secret because i don't want people to know how fucked up i am..but then, after talking to soem people, they are actually even more fucked up and they have been trying to put these secrets out the closet for years! and through this 'letting out' sessions, i realized that we would feel a lot better once all these secrets within us are out! but then..

to whom these secrets should be shared? nanti salah orang, mati kita. so the best way is to keep ourselves as anonymous. just tell the secrets to the world but keep our identity to ourselves.. just like what those people in post secret do.

so starting from today, i'll be having another chatbox, this one is not an ordinary chatbox. i would be posting my secrets, my sighs on how fuck up life is and so on.. but the catch is, u people won't be able to tell which secrets belong to me.

and to all of u. if korg sayang aku. support my little project will ya? u may post ur own secrets..sighs.. anything that says 'fuck i hate my life!'

for all u know.. u'd realize that there are people out there that share the same life as u are, fucked up that is.

p/s: xde sambutan aku bunuh diri... hahaha

I Officially Hate Fazura

2009-11-05T10:24:00.000-08:00

went to the cinema with si gila just now. i wasn't in the mood cos i wasn't feeling well but since dia dah ajak, pergi je la.. :) decide to watch pisau cukur. well, si gila decided. aku ikot je. the first half was ok, despite the shitty graphic n editing. kenapa perlu guna grafik? xmampu shoot atas star cruise ke? then later2 on.. aku dah bosan and instead of watching the film, i texted my bff and we gossiped! haha

+++

eye candies.. eizlan is a FILF, aaron as usual la buff n macho, redza minhad who? it was like watching a brick wall acting but nevertheless, he was soo cute.

fazura was hot! (fuck) maya was ok, sharifah sofia was fat, umie aida was forgetable. liyana jasmay was slightly annoying, therefore, the award for actress terchantek went to khatijah tan.

henry golding couple ngan nas-T

video sex lesbo sharifah sofia n some girls

'oh my prada' 'achh-jimmy-choo' 'ur my diane von fustenberg'

nabila huda idola bohsia was there!

---

pompuan2 merembes air puki tgk aaron aziz n redza minhat 'awhhhhhhh' <-- kedengaran spjg movie

plot yg confusing, CSI + chick flicks?

graphic yg sgt FUCK!

scene2 menggelikan radhi kaled n rahim razali

costumes yg over (read: khatijah tan)

product placement yg redundant

fazura was hot! <-- someone obviously fell in love with her! pergilah fuck dia! hehehe

nabila huda idola bohsia was there!

overall

kalo aku demam, i might enjoy the movie, but hey, it was a shitty movie for me. i think rafidah n bernard could have done much better movies.

2Papersfuckedup

2009-10-31T23:48:00.000-07:00

2 papers are finished.

just now, i had ctu. once it ended, people rushed out. i walked out casually. no place to go. no matters to rush. people asked me constantly, are you ok? what's with the facebook status? i replied. yes, i'm ok. with a smile upon my face. but, i have a terrible poker face. i lied of course. people started to drive off. bye! waved like crazy. yes, i waved back. i sat on the pavement. 2 dudes were the last to go. the exam place was empty. as empty as me. i walked lazily to the bus stop. i had to work 47 muscles just to make up one sour face. it was tiring. but kinda used to it. saw a couple of familiar faces. not in the mood to be perky but had to. my closefriends. sort of letting the steam out a bit. walked under the sun in a semi formal outfit did not help. sat at the busstop thinking how miserable life is. wanted to pack the bags and go home. mom isn't there. felt like taking a bus down to malacca. afraid it would be the same. texted some people. no replies. waited for the bus. almost two hours of waiting. nada.zilch. took the cab instead. pretended to be friendly with the fucking driver. charged me 5bucks. can u die please? stopped at umi. wanted to tapau but from a far few were waving. like crazy. smiled and acted cool. met a girl. who waved earlier at the exam place. interrogated on why am i being alone. lied. saying there was a discussion. packed the food and walked home. left right people were having a great time. hope they get food poisoning. walked. marched. a couple passed by. the boyfriend stared. hello? ur girlfriend's ugly. not interested. and plus, ur short. got home. saw eight. not in the mood to talk. unpacked the food. open the laptop. eat. now. typing this maffak entry. pondering how sucks life can be. posted a attention-seeking status on fb. pathetic. no one responded. even pathetic-er. wondering. what is happening. no wonder i'm loosing hair. thinking to much. aren't i? decided to stop interfering into people's life. and YOU. u did't event contact me. fine. don't contact me at all. obviously u can survive without me. u got the main one right? i'm fucked up.

2 papers to go.

Fake A Smile

2009-10-28T23:53:00.000-07:00

have u ever been in a situation where u had 10-12 people around u, eating.. laughing.. mingling around.. and u had nothing to say. u took out ur hp and texted ur bestfren.

so out of place.

:(

erm.. it's not that i don't know these people but they don't know me.
the real me.

well, it's hard when you have to fake a smile kan? it's not that i dont enjoy being around these people but i feel like i'm just a shell that has a smile on. empty inside.

im never like this. i talk a lot. a lot of them are nonsense. but i don't care because i know my friends will dgr no matter how ngarut it is. but now.. i have to think and find things to talk about. it doesnt come naturally cam dulu. thats y i feel like i'm faking it.

i miss the times when i would cite pasal nipples and plated pants with fina
i miss the times when i would cite pasal jantan jahat n kemaluan ngan bell
i miss the times when i would cite pasal sood and assignment ngan zaza

hurm..the guys plak.

i've never been super close to any guys. i mean guys guys.. those who would use 'care bai.. ko mengundang.. or gua ngan lu'

never. so when i am in the situation with these people, i try to act like 1 and i hate myself for failing miserably at it! mane leh nak jadi cam diorg..

fuck fuck fuck

maybe i should just be on my own.

gi class, blaja, buat kerja, balik umah.

abes cite.

i miss those people who know who i really am.
those who never judge.
those who talk nonsense and laugh bout it.

fuck! am i going to be depressed again?

:'(

these are the guys who take me as a whole

these are the whatever who kutuk2 but sayang2

these people give me comfort

and this is bullshit. :) miss u people.

p/s: and of cos.. miss my bff adams family..

SAKIT

2009-10-27T03:19:00.001-07:00

ramai yang tak tau..

aku sakit

demam campak
viral infection
denggi

serentak

nak tau camne rupenya?

bayangkan udang bakar = kaler kulit aku.. merah n bintik2
keladi goreng = muka n kuku jadi purple

getting well la skang ni
wish me ok?

final exam dah dekat..

thanks
:'(

p/s: thanks to si gila yang ari2 jaga aku.. appreciate it... :)

Graduated From MC110

2009-10-18T09:22:00.000-07:00

Istiadat Konvokasi UiTM

Sidang ke-3
MC110
Dewan Sri Budiman
18.10.09
8.30 pagi

graduated!

thanks for coming ya familiku?

thank you so much kepada si gila sebab jadi my personal photographer..

p/s: i did receive the white roses.. mom was there! :) thank you sepet

Konvokasi Diploma Hadiah Untuk Seseorang

2009-10-17T04:50:00.000-07:00

aku dah janji tak nak sedeh2 lagi. tapi kali ni. aku kena sedih. aku rasa kalo korg kat tmpat aku, mesti korg pun dah nangis..

masa tadika

aku sekolah kat tadika John Tuck. tadikat tu dekat ngan pasar selayang, masa tu mak aku berniaga ikan kt pasar so stiap kali waktu rehat, aku lari gi tgk mak aku berniaga. kacau2 dia. paw duit dia then gi beli nasi lemak lauk ayam. mak aku selalu marah2 tapi dia saje je. stiap kali balik tadika, mak aku tunggu untuk bukak gate. hehe aku bayar jasa dia dengan keputusan cemerlang masa tadika.

masa sekolah rendah

mak aku paksa aku pakai seluar pendek supaya senang nak kencing katanya. aku tak suka. aku bawak beg tarik2 ngan botol air. main kejar2 ngan tan n danial sampai kotor2 baju. slalu gi sekolah bawak rm1 je sebab takde duit. tgk member2 beli susu kotak UHT aku jeles sbb tak mampu beli. tapi xpe la.. mak aku kata nanti dah kerja aku boleh beli ape2 je aku nak. akhir darjah 6 aku balas jasa dia dgn 5A dlm upsr.

masa sekolah menengah

aku budak baik tapi nakal2 tu adalah. hampir kantoi tgk blue tapi aku relex je. masa ni aku dah mula segan nak manja2 ngan mak aku. biase lah.. dah mula akil baligh. slalunya balik je kelas, aku makan nasi kat umah akak aku sambil tgk vcd. mak aku tinggal ngan cucu dia je kat umah. pernah skali mak aku suruh aku hantar lauk kat akak aku. tetibe dulang terjatuh n makanan semua tumpah. mak aku sebat aku. aku melawan. mencarut2 kat dia. semua bnda yang aku tak patut sebut, aku sebut. tapi hujung tingkatan 3, aku made it up, aku hadiahkan 8A PMR untuk mak aku.

masuk tingkatan 4 dan 5, aku lebih suka lepak ngan member2 dari lepak ngan family. nak enjoy. padahal mak aku xpernah larang aku kuar. sumpah. dia biar je, cuma skejap2 dia kol suruh aku balik cepat. bila aku dok umah lak, aku asik on9 je. sampai 2-3 pagi. slalunya time tu, mak aku bangun dari tidur and suruh aku shut down laptop n tido. aku buat bdoh je. dan akibatnya aku dapat 7A je untuk SPM. jadilah untuk saguhati untuk mak aku.

diploma

aku anak pertama dalam family yang dapat masuk U. semua org bangga terutamanya mak aku. msa awal2 kat UiTM, dia slalu kol aku. rindu agaknya. masa aku kena botak kepala masa induction blok, dia mintak gambar. akak aku bagitau, dia tampal gambar tu kat cermin muka dia. tapi kat sana aku enjoy gila. kadang2 lupa dunia. maklum lah, culture shock. tapi alhamdulillah, setiap sem, aku bagi dia hadiah. satu sem satu DL.. aku pernah explain kat dia pasal sistem CGPA tapi dia tak paham. maklumlah dah tua.

hehe

3 tahun aku study kat lendu, akhirnya aku pun grad dgn cemerlang. 3.82 cgpa cukup untuk aku dapat ANC masa konvo nanti. penat aku beli hadiah ni untuk mak aku. siap dah balut cantik2. tinggal nak bagi je kat dia.

5.4.09

mak pergi dulu. tak sempat nak bukak hadiah yang aku penat2 beli untuk dia. masa aku melawat dia untuk kali terakhir, aku rasa cam nak bagitau yang aku dah berjaya. tapi tak guna, mak diam je atas katil. tangan dan kaki keras dan sejuk. telinga berdarah. air mata berlinang. mak diam je..

org nangis peluk PJ.

erm.. mak, dalam cerekarama, kite slalu tgk scene org konvo kan? pastu parents diorg bangga gile kan? amik gambar ngan anak diorg then gantung kt dinding. mak mesti teringin nak buat camtu kan? hurmm tapi x sempat.. mak dah gi syurga dulu. tapi dgr cite, abah dah plan nak wat camtu.. :)

esok, 18.10.09

mohd nasrul faiz b. abu azal anak lelaki abu azal dan rainah akan naik atas pentas.

konvokasi

nama org ada bintang maknanya org dapat anugerah naib canselor. dapat selendang pink. masa org amik jubah aritu. org sedih.

1 kad jemputan untuk dua org je <-- member2 org bawak parents tapi org ada abah je.

ingat tak masa neesa n nuar bawak parents diorg masa anugerah dekan kat lendu? nampaknya, tak de rezeki nak wat mak bangga cmtu lg.. sorry..

tapi takpe lah. kawan2 yang laen pun ade yang xde mak gak.. aritu org tgk mira ashruf pun sedey.. org cakap kt dia;

'lek arr mira, masa kita konvo nanti, mak kite mesti dok sebelah2 kat syurga sambil tgk flat skrin time kite konvo nanti.. mesti bangga diaorg kt syurga sana'

btul la kan?

ok lah.. esok org konvo. comfirm org akan sedih. tapi org akan cuba gembira demi abah, famili n semua yang masih ada kat dunia ni. lagi pun org tau, mak ada ngan org nanti kan?

i miss u
i hope i made u proud

p/s: if somehow i receive a white flower tomorrow, i know mak is there..

p/s/s: my bff... i wish u could be there.. if not.. it's ok. i know part of u is with me.

p/s/s/s: those yang baca.. blaja betul2.. hadiahkan kejayaan korg kt parents. aku je tak sempat.

Status Quo

2009-10-13T09:04:00.000-07:00

too tired to write anything

take care

Why I Hate Maths

2009-10-06T23:56:00.000-07:00

10 / 3 = 3 baki 1
= 1 = odd number

as expected..

i am the odd man out.

thanks.

p/s: dickie is like a textbook. useful during examinations only.

Look Into The Puddle And See Your Reflection First

2009-10-06T10:01:00.001-07:00

one think about mohd nasrul faiz is - i don't simply take orders from people. i don't like to be bossed around. most importantly. i hate being criticized. yes. i admit it. i fuck it.

that's just the way i am. u may think that i'm stuck up or whatever, but hey, i know where i stand and i don't need people to tell me where i should put my feet on.

please people. i hate to brag. it's not my style. i prefer to be humble but when u cross my path, with that look upon ur face, well, don't blame me for being rude.

hey. have you look into the mirror lately? do u think that u are qualified enuff to put people down below the par? are u good enuff to stand before my face and tell me i am not at your level?

take a tour, study my life then give me your verdict, have you done something that might put shame on my records? i mean, the whole 21 years of excelence?

fuck you.

call me that again. i would be happy to give you a 15 minutes speech on my defence. right in front you fucking face. see if u can rebut that. or u don't even know what rebuttal is.

i know my ground. i know my strenght. u step on it make sure u wear a 7-inch boot. cos if u're not. i'd step on yours with a full force.

u know, i might appear submissive but bear in mind. i do it coz it's not worth the strengh to have a confrontation with someone like u.

still
being realistic as i always am, there are people who intimidate me and those are the people that i would take my hats off to.

unless u are technically above me, don't you ever give me orders, boss me around or criticize me.
full stop. coz once the limit is up, i would turn into someone who speaks his mind like a bitch fights for a man.

thank you very much.

p/s: one person that i have the utmost respect is AA

p/s/s: this is the alter ego showing his fangs. not the usual Mohd Nasrul Faiz.

Nak Mintak Tolong

2009-10-01T04:57:00.000-07:00

terasa sangat empty sekarang ni
teringat kat mak
dulu masa org kecik
mak suka bulat-bulatkan nasi untuk suap org makan
mak suka usap rambut org
mak slalu suruh org tido cepat
mak kol hp untuk kejutkan org bangun tido
mak belikan nasi lemak untuk breakfast
mak belikan dindang n tora kasi org main
mak bagi duit
mak bagi kiss masa besday
and paling mak suka buat

mak kol org hari2

hari ni.. org rindu kat mak
terasa macam nak telefon and dengar suara mak
tapi baru sedar
mak dah xda kat dunia ni
bdn mak yang slalu org peluk
dah sebati dengan tanah dalam pusara sana
sedihnya mak

mak.. org rindu mak

sesiapa yang baca ni, aku nak mintak tolong,

tolong telefon mak korg bagi pihak aku, cakap kat dia, faiz, budak xda mak kirim salam
share sikit kasih sayang mak korang kat aku..